Super Mario Bros. Fanclub!

Here's the key to my transcripts:

"This is Mario talking."

"This is Luigi talking."

"This is Peach talking."

"This is Toad talking."

"This is Bowser talking."

"This is one of Bowser's minions talking." (If there's more than one main minion, each of them gets a different color)

"This is a supporting character talking." (Likewise, if there's more than one supporting character, each gets a different color)

(This is action.)

This is fill in text. You'll see this on the second part of the cartoon

[These are my comments. Expect a lot of them to pop up when Luigi chickens out]
 
Anyway, hmm, not that many members I expected. :/

Anyway,
Topic: Which was the most annoying level in a Super Mario Bros. Game?
 
hey can i join? i love mario games. my fave characer is bowser ^_^ and the most anoying level in a mario game is hazy maze cave from mario 64 or the clouds form mario 3
 
Can everyone read my transcript key okay? Look for the first part of this week's cartoon to come today.
 
This week's cartoon is "Star Koopa" (how appropriate, since Star Wars releases in a few weeks)

"Star Koopa", part 1

Transcribed by EmeraldSky for PC's Super Mario Bros. Fan Club

To the brim!

(We open on a view of space...and not surprisingly, several spaceships go by...but we focus on one particular one...)

"Plumber's Log #2001: We were on our way to help a space colony of Mushroom people, because that nasty Darth Bowser was threatening to blow up their planet. Suddenly, we realized WE were the ones who needed help..."

(We look inside the space ship to see Peach and Toad playing cards by the window, while the Bros. pilot the ship. Suddenly, Luigi spots something suspicious.)

"::gulp::...Mario, check your rear view video screen!"

(Mario quickly obliges and is shocked by what he sees)

"Koopstar...it's Darth Bowser's ship! It's right behind us!"

(Mario quickly alerts Peach and Toad...)

"This is your plumber speaking...the FASTEN SEATBELT sign has been turned on!" (We see a quick shot of the sign. Toad is not to0 thrilled about having his game interrupted)

"Just when I was winning..." (Toad and Peach buckle up in preparation to go to light speed)

"Hang on...I'm pouring on the Pasta Power!" (And so we jump to light speed!)

(Meanwhile, aboard the Koopstar...)

"Peach and the Marios are getting away! Put the pedal to the metal, Mouser!" [Bowser's outfit needs serious work, if you ask me...]

"Aye, aye, Darth Bowser, sir!" (Mouser makes a few preparations to go to ludicrious speed) "Don't worry, Your Nastiness...No ship can outrun the Koopstar...not even that group of plumbing fixtures they call the Flying Pizza!" [Is that really the name of our heroes ship?]

"Go to warp speed, close in, and activate the tractor beam!" (Bowser turns to address his cotarie of Storm Troopas) [get it?] "Do what you want with those plumbers and that pesky fungus Toad, but I want Peach taken prisoner!"

(The Koopstar ambushes our heroes and beams them aboard!)

"Tractor beam engaged, Your Rancidness!"

"Storm Troopa Pack, attack!" (With that, all the Storm Troopas rush to battle, surprising our heroes!)

"Prepare to repel tortoise!"

"That's what my landlady said when I asked for my cleaning deposit back!" (Toad and Mario engage their light rapiers) [that's a lightsaber shaped like a rapier]

"Come and get it, Bowser!"

(Luigi is frantically trying to activate his weapon, but having no luck)

"I forgot how to work my light rapier!"

(Peach activates Luigi's weapon for him)

"Just say the magic words, Luigi...may the Pasta be with you!" (Peach readies her weapon)

(On that note, the battle begins...but all our heroes' power isn't enough to handle Darth Bowser...)

Gee...if you want to do something wrong, you've got to wrongdo it yourself...Get out of my galaxy, Mario!"

"You're wrong, Bowser! We have every right to be here as you do! And so do the space colonists!"

"Yeah...and if you think you're going to blow up their planet, you're really going to face the consequences." (Mario engages his weapon again) "En garde, hard shell! I'm gonna make linguini out of you!"

"I'd LOVE to see you try, Meatball..." (Bowser engages his own weapon)

(Mario and Bowser duel while Luigi, Peach and Toad cheer Mario on. Before long, Bowser has Mario cornered)

"I've got you now, Macaroni Mouth!"

"Don't be too sure...may the Pasta be with me!"

(Mario and Bowser duel some more...at least until Mario kicks Bowser to the floor. Just before Mario delivers the final blow, Bowser stuns and captures him!)

"Mario!" (Peach gasps at the now frozen Mario) "Defrost him this instant, you beast!"

"Chill out, Princess..." (Bowser decides to freeze the others too!)

(Later, Bowser takes our heroes to his chamber and defrosts them)

"I just had the strangest dream...I was a TV dinner." (Mario suddenly realizes where he and the others are) "Bowser, you fiend!"

"Quiet, plumber, or I'll freeze your pipes for good!"

"What do you want with us?"

"I thought you'd never ask..." (Bowser summons a video screen) "I plan to destroy the colonists' planet because they refuse to give it to me. But I know, they'll listen to you. "So, tell'em to give up, or face the power of my unstoppable Birdo Ray!"

"My people will never give up, even if I asked them to; which I won't. You're wasting your time!"

"For once, princess..I think you're right...Mouser! Activate the Birdo Ray!"

"Yes sir!" (Mouser sets the Birdo Ray to go off in 30 minutes, then takes them to the garbage chute...)

Will our heroes escape the garbage chute? Will Darth Bowser be defeated? Can the colonists be saved? Stay tuned!
 
You wrote that story very well Emerald Sky. :P It felt like I was watching the television series on my computer, but with no picture. I hope you keep writing more episodes. :D
 
Hey, I have already a mario and luigi club and it was made before this and is not a month old, it is only a week old.

But w/e we can just use this one since it is already on page 2....*joins* *wonders why ppl will join when jeremy is owner but not when I am owner* :(
 
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EmeraldSky said:
Everybody ready for part 2?
Click to expand...
I'm ready for part 2! :classic:
 
Okay, paisanos! Here comes part 2:

When we last left our heroes, they were en route to a Mushroom space colony under attack by the notorious Koopstar, commanded by the evil Darth Bowser. Unfortunately, Darth Bowser captures the ship with the full intent of capturing Peach!

But Mario is not about to let Peach go without a fight, so he and Bowser clash in an all out duel!

But Bowser has other plans...his main reason for capturing Peach is to make her convince the space colonists to surrender...lest they be wiped out with his supercharged Birdo Ray!

Our heroes are then taken to the garbage chute...and they only have 30 minutes to escape before the Birdo Ray goes off!

Can our heroes escape in time? Will the colonists be saved? Find out

To the brim!

"Star Koopa", part 2

Transcribed by EmeraldSky for PC's Super Mario Bros. Fan Club.

(We join our heroes as they fall towards the trash shredders...but Mario uses a plunger to catch everyone right before they hit the shredders. Luigi breathes a sigh of relief, despite the fact that the shredders are inches away from him.)

"No wonder Mamma told us to be careful with these things..."

"She was right, Luigi!"

"Hey...remember how all the garbage disposals had something stuck in them?"

"Yeah...they always had silverware stuck in them!" (Luigi reaches for a knife and a fork stashed in his pocket)"I was saving these for our next pincic lunch!"

"If you don't think of something quick, WE'RE gonna be the picnic lunch!" (Mario's plunger is about to loosen...)

"Okay...Hi ho, silverware, away!" (With that. Luigi's silverware jams the shredders...thirty seconds before the plunger loses its stick, sending our heroes falling...)

(Meanwhile, Bowser is gloating over his seemingly imminent victory...)

"Today, the colonist's planet, tomorrow, the Milky Way, and next week, the universe!"

"The troubles are disposed of, Your Nastiness!"

"Disposed of? That's a good one!" (Bowser laughs at Mouser's report as if it's the funniest thing in the world)

"There's no place for them to go but down!" (We see a shot of the trash compartment being ejected from the ship, with our heroes inside)

"Everybody got their seatbelts on?"

"WHAT seatbelts?"

(Everyone braces themselves as they crash on the colonists planet. Luigi lands on top of a Pokey.)

"Oh, sorry..." (The Pokey is not amused)

"Next time you send us flying through space in a garbage chute, make sure it has seatbelts!"

"Sorry..." (Mario knocks on the spotted object the others landed on. Toad decides to do the same. The object turns out to be a Cobrat! The gang flees, meets up with Luigi, and find themselves cornered by the Pokey and the Cobrat. The Cobrat attacks, but it destroys the Pokey.)

"Follow me, I've got a plan!" (Mario leads the gang past the Cobrat, and run around it in circles, making the Cobrat dizzy.) "Hop on it, quick!" (The gang hops on the dazed Cobrat)"Hi-ho, Cobrat, away!" (And so, the gang rides off...)

"Way to go, Mario! We'll make it to the colony in time for lunch!"

"Lunch? Giddy up!" [How can you think of food in a time like this?]

(Meanwhile...)

"How much longer until the Birdo Ray destroys the planet?"

"Fifteen minutes...and counting!" [Looks like five minutes to me...]

"Fifteen minutes and I'll be the ruler of the galaxy!"

(Back with our heroes--They've found the colony, and Peach is explaining the situation to the colonists' leader)

"In fifteen minutes this planet will be history...isn't there anything we can do?"

"Well, we can have lunch...I think better on a full stomach!"

"There is no time, Mario!"

"But we can't just give up!"

"Someone will have to penetrate Koopstar in a Mushroom Starfighter and disable the Birdo Ray!"

"Then can we have lunch?"

"Of course..."

"I'll do it!" (Everybody cheers)

(In the docking bay, Mario gets prepped for flight)

"Are you nervous, Mario?"

"Who, me? Nah...well...a little..."

"This will bolster your spirits..." (The leader gives Mario a pizza)

"Not to mention my appetite!"

"Remember...may the Pasta be with you!" (With that, Mario blasts off! Luigi, Peach, and Toad are not far behind. However, they soon meet up with Storm Troopas, and a dogfight breaks out! To make matters worse, they have five minutes to go before the Birdo Ray goes off! Peach and Toad take care of the defenses while the Bros do the trench run! After fending off the defenses, Mario tosses a Bob-omb inside the Koopstar, destroying it and the Birdo Ray! The scene ends with a celebration in the colony!)

THE END!​
 
That was a neat story :P , I especially like the ending where Mario defeats Bowser with a pizza bomb. Can't wait until the next story. :classic:
 
Just look for new transcripts each week, K?

Did you know there's a vocal version of the Mario theme?
 
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