Talk to... God!?

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wow... that was really weird... awwww...^ you called Seto beautiful!^^
-goes to pm Seto-^^
 
Ok Dark quill after I saw that other one about the,''oh take bruce almity thing"you've been acting like a...a...jerk so if you do something you will be punished for ever thing you said.I swear to god I will do something.(So any body who wants to ban. me bannish dark quill I'm inasint so if I were a mod or administer I would ban. him right now :*<.I WANT HIM BANNISHED HE IS GOING TO END UP WORKING FOR SATIN.
 
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Ok Dark quill after I saw that other one about the,''oh take bruce almity thing"you've been acting like a...a...jerk so if you do something you will be punished for ever thing you said.I swear to god I will do something.(So any body who wants to ban. me bannish dark quill I'm inasint so if I were a mod or administer I would ban. him right now :*<.I WANT HIM BANNISHED HE IS GOING TO END UP WORKING FOR SATIN.
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Neither of you have done anything wrong; calm down.
 
Hey Paige...can you ask him where my car keys went...I can't find em
 
this is autumn the sister of pikachu592
1. god is not an idot
2. I do not like what about god
3 . don't mess with my sister
4. DON'T MESS WITH ME 'CAUSE I'M 25
5. THIS IS to DARK QUILL
6.this is not a threat
 
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You, threatening me, little girl?
I could break you, so drop it before you get hurt.
Who are you to accuse me of trivial things which you do not understand.
Who are you to say what happens to me.
Don't YOU mess with me, I happen to be older than you both. I've got enough of a mind to make my own stupid descisions. I don't need to be babied by a pair of brats like you two.
I've done nothing wrong, but you go off accusing me. This is NOT a religious topic, its about an AI which replies with stupid and funny comments. If you feel the need to b**** to me about how much you hate me, then PM me, and stop wasting the time of everyone else.
BTW, I'd like to point out that PM'ing me will result in either re-flaming, or be re-directed to the administrators/moderators, so they can decide your fate.

I do NOT worship Satan. He's a sissy. I worship Baphomet, mistress of the underworld, mother of demons!
What's god gonna do to me? Punish me? If he does exist, then bring it on! Smite me! Kill me! Or is he too afraid of me?!
*Carves pentagram into hand*
 
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Hey, I didn't kick it back up. I'm merely defending my beliefs with a few simple comments.
If there is a religious topic or something, point us both there, and rid us from here.

And for the record, I wouldn't beg to god if he used a whip against me.



EDIT- And I'm not implying that anyone said I was starting it up again, either. Just so you know. :P


EDIT2- I'd be willing to apologise if she is... first. A simple apology is all.
My reasons are my own.
 
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I'm sorry for what me and my sister autumn for telling all those things so can you forgive us plllllleeeeeeaaaaasssse.we won't do this again so sorry. AND ME TO
 
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How can I resist such forgiveness?
I'm sorry too =) Wasn't my place to go off at someone (both of you) like that.
Now, let's just pretend this whole thing never happened, and play Pokemon!
*Plays LeafGreen*
 
Hey can we be friends 'cause we just wanted to know so lets play.



*gives bandages all over Dark Quill's back.*

hey I'm sorry for whipen ya.

it's ok I know you didn't mean it.
 
Meh, I don't need bandages.
Friends? Sure thing.
*pats Pika592 on the head*
 
You two need to stay ontopic; take it to PM, please.
 
S'ok, we're done anyway. ^_^



Me:
Hey.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Can you give me tickets to fly to America or Japan?
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
I've got friends in America I'd like to meet, and Japan rocks!
God:
How did you get it Cool. I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
Me:
I didn't get it, I was asking you.
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
I can't do it, so I'm asking you.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
Money.
God:
How much money are we talking about?
Me:
A LOT!
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
Possibly.
God:
What are the odds?
Me:
Doesn't matter, does it?
God:
It does now :) matter does it.
Me:
What are you, Yoda?
God:
I don't know what I am Yoda.
Me:
Right... So can I have those tickets?
God:
I am glad we agree. Hmm. Why do you want it?
Me:
So I can travel.
God:
I see. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yep, I wanna go to America.
God:
How? What is stopping you?
Me:
Well at the moment, YOU are stopping me...
God:
How about that. I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
Then can yo give me the tickets?
God:
What if I said it can?
Me:
Will you give them to me?
God:
Do I look like a messenger?
Me:
Yep.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
I can speak German, French, Italian, and Japanese.
God:
How do you say "hello" in that language?
Me:
Which language?
God:
The small one, I think.
Me:
Can you be a little clearer on your answer?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am clearer on my answer.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
Ah, so you can't get me any tickets.
God:
So you understand. Good. Interesting deduction. Someone said I should get you any tickets.
Me:
I wanted tickets.
God:
Do you still want it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Ahem.
Me:
You got something caught in your throat?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
So do I, and I want to meet them in person.
God:
Awesome. Not that I know of.
Me:
Well, you obviously can't help me. Goodbye.
God:
Interesting. I have free will you know. Goodbye.

I don't know why I bother, but I can't resist either
n_n
 
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Haha! That's pretty funny!

Obviously *directed to those that don't think* it is very fake.

God would already know what your problems are.





Me:
Uh...hi?
God:
Yay. Hello. What is your name?
Me:
...
God:
Yay. Hello. What is your name?
Me:
...
God:
Yay. Hello. What is your name?
Me:
...
God:
Yay. Hello. What is your name?
Me:
..
Me:

God:
Yay. Hello. What is your name?
God:
Yay. Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Um...Does God really have a computer?
God:
Dude! I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
Um..
God:
That's alright.
Me:
um...
God:
Right on.
Me:
um...
God:
Far out.
Me:
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
About what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither?
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither.....
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
...
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
..
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
God...I love you.
God:
GOD rules. Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
But...who is your son?
God:
But what? I don't think I have a son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
..
God:
But what? I don't think I have a son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
You're son is Jesus Christ!!!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am son is Jesus Christ.
Me:
yes you do!
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. When do I do it?
Me:
is is not God!!
God:
Maybe. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
this is not God
God:
Should it be God?
Me:
It's not you.
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
Yes, it should be God.
God:
Gee. is not God should be God?
Me:
Yes it should be God.
God:
That's alright. is not God should be God?
Me:
IT SHOULD BE GOD.
God:
is not God SHOULD BE GOD?
Me:
*exits*
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
I'm sorry?
God:
Do you really mean it?
 
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I must be a psychic masta...cause I knew there'd be flames in here somewhere...I RULE

I tried one of those autobot things on AIM once. Me and my buddy kept asking her pervy and sexual questions, and she kept responding by asking about the weather...stupid bot...
 
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