Thar be a fork in the road!~

[Kon~]

A!

An ill wind is blowing...

A. *majestically gesture towards a random viewpoint*

B. This eve at my window, I heard a crow call three times... caw... caw... Well. You know what a crow sounds like.

C. Well that's just bloody rude!

D. WHAT? WHAt are you TALKING about?

 

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

C. Cause I have not much of a clue. Plus I like SCREAMING!

QUICK! JUST PICK!

A. Kon~

B. F.M.P

C. Roswell

D. ME!!

 

[loliwin]

D

Gyarados is trying to kill me!

A) let me die

B) ninja him

C) give him some chicken

 

[Kon~]

B. Because NINJAHs never lose. :D

Thar appears to be a cat on yurr head thar. What say you?

A. 'Tis my cat-hat, good sir. :D

B. What? GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!

C. Alas, I am without head, tharfore you must be mistaken.

 

[Skystrike]

B! My cat has fleas. D:

Your on a bridge and you are near the edge where under the bridge is a river very deep. AND SOMEBODY'S GONNA PUSH U OFF! >:0 WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!?

A) Jump!
B) Kick the person who's gonna push you off in the groin, then run off.
C) Dance!
D) Act Causal!
E) Let the person push you, then say "OH NO SHE DIDN'T!" (Because the person is a female)

 

[Kon~]

C! *dances*

You suddenly find yourself plushified.

A. Whatified?

B. Yayz. :D

C. WTH? HOW? WHY?

 

[Skystrike]

B: Yayz! Lets hope a girl comes and picks me up ;)

Darth Vader attacks you! WHAT DO YOU DO?

a) Run away in fright
b) Defend yourself. He's fiction! I bet it's somebody trying to scare me!
c) Pull out a Knife and hope for the best

 

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

C. The knife is mightier then the lightsaber.... Or SOMETHING around those lines.


Your caps lock is stuck. What do you do?

A. HEY PEOPLE! MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK! HOW DO I FIX IT?

B. YEEEAAAHHH! SCREAMING!

C. WHY * slam * WONT * slam * IT * slam * TURN * slam * OFf... oh there it goes now.

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

Are you kidding?
B; LOLOLOL I'M A NEWBBBBBBBBBBB
FEED THE TROLLLLLLLLLL


You find yourself in a city overrun with opossums. What do you do?

A. Run around screaming and get eaten by opossums
B. Beat 'em all with a stick >:O
C. Set the city on fire
D. BARBEQUE TIME! :DDDDD

 

[The Darkest Gale]

D! I luvs barbacues!

ahh its a poplodoplous dinosaur!

A. :3 aw *splat*
B. run around like a maniac *splat*
C. *SPLAT*
D. no splat : D *lives*

 

[Kon~]

C. *SPLAT*

The local authorities are suddenly surrounding you for no reason.

A. Oh. Why?

B. DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE SO MUCH TO GIVE!

C. Humph. It's not exactly the FBI, now, is it?

D. ARRIBA! *start mexican dancing*

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

D! Then the cops arrest me for dancing too sexy in a private location. :3

A woman you don't know comes up to you, shouts "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE?!". What do you do?

A. Make out with her
B. Get offended, and go drown yourself in Ice Cream
C. "OMG ARE YOU LADY GAGA?!"
D. Get slapped in the face after not answering

 

[Kon~]

C! Because I'm a girl and Gaga is a man (allegedly).

TYROGUE!

A. Hitmonlee

B. Hitmonchan

C. Hitmontop

D. Hitmon-who-cares-because-I-have-a-Flying-type ¬.¬

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

I'm going to ruin your fun and pick A. :D
Because I like Hitmonlee anyway.

YOUR LOVE, YOUR LOVE, YOUR LOVE- IS MY DRUG!

A. I don't care what people say, the rush is worth the price I pay <3
B. lolwut
C. still lolwut
D. *run away*

 

[Kon~]

D. *scarpers*

Heroes (again)!

A. Peter.
B. Sylar.
C. Other (specify)
D. Heroes? What? Who are these people?
E. MR. MUGGLES!

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

E; MR. MUGGLES! :DDDDD

Your cell phone suddenly transforms into a fully loaded machine gun. What do you do?

A. ANACAAAAAAAAA *fires everywhere*
B. Wait 'till everyone sees my fully loaded weapon [/winkwink]
C. Eat it

 

[Kon~]

C. I like to have a lot of... IRON in my diet! XDXDXD Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week. :D

ABDBACCGUJKI?

A. AHHEFH!
B. WEUJJISO?
C. IJU. HJGSIKK. HWY?
D. Seriously, what?

 

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

D. ... Wut?


You are being tailed by cops!


A. Pull over. You will be able to explain all the illegal narcotics in your trunk.

B. No way! Your innocent! Keep on driving!

C. Drive off a nearby cliff. Its the only EFFECTIVE way to get away from cops!

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

C. YEAH I'M FREEEEEEEE. FREEEEE FALIINNNN'

An adorable Igglybuff comes up to you and asks you for more delicious soup. What do you do?

A. "Of course you can, sweetie. Here- you can even have more than your last bowl! <3"
B. Smack it across the face with the Ladel and tell it to get back to work.
C. "You want more soup? Fine-" *picks up and places in boiling hot pot of soup and holds the lid on*
D. OMG A TALKING IGGLYBUFF!!!!1 GIVE IT WHAT IT WANTS!!!!!!!!!!!111111111"
E. *die*

 

[Kon~]

A. They're... uh... medicinal. And they're for my Grandma. In fact, she told me to... drive them across the desert... uh... heheheh... ^^;;

EDIT: DAMMIT KIYOSHI! You Ninjah'd me! (My answer to your question is B, by the way. 8D)

A! B! C! D! Which is better?

A. A! 8D
B. B!
C. C!
D. D!
E. There's only one way to find out... FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!