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[♥~*Abby*~♥]

Bipolar. Oh, and hi. *hugs*

 

[Eos Aduro]

Didnt we decide your sad bipolar side didnt exist?

 

[♥~*Abby*~♥]

Well, it came back to life, obviously. I'm beyond sad right now.

 

[Eos Aduro]

Well then *stabs Chika emo side* its gone now.

 

[♥~*Abby*~♥]

I doubt it will stay gone, though.

 

[Eos Aduro]

Well, I dunno, lock it in a box.

Hey, did you read my fanfic?

 

[♥~*Abby*~♥]

No. I would, but I don't have the attention span for that kinda thing. Sorry. *hugs*

 

[Eos Aduro]

That's ok, just wondering *hugs back*

Oh, and I made a cage for your sad side! It is, in order of outside to inside

An Antimatter Titanium Cage
A White Chocolate Spider Web
A Box Made of Wolf Skulls
A Net Made of Golden Vines
A Tiny little Cage made of Sphinx Hair, where it will live.

See, it can't get out of THAT.

 

[♥~*Abby*~♥]

Oh, well, it's trying very hard to get out...

 

[Eos Aduro]

Well, here, let me explain fully.

The cage made of Sphinx Hair is very dangerous, because if anything touches Sphinx hair, it gets cut. It will have to change shape to slip through the bars, which are less than one nanometer across.

The net made of Golden Vines is impossible to get of unless you have a charm called a Spiderbite, which is only able to be created on a friday the thirteenth with a full harvest moon

The box made of Wolf Skulls, you need to be able to se the dead to cross, or else if you touch it, your body begins to decay.

The White Chocolate Spider Web, you need whiped topping and cherries, and you have to eat the entire thing

The Antimatter Titanium Cage destroys anything it touches.

So, if it gets out, then it will be SO beat up its useless.

 

[♥~*Abby*~♥]

But what if my depressed side has a baby once it gets out?

 

[Eos Aduro]

Impossible, there's a side effect of the White Chocolate. If it eats it, then slowly it will become infertile.

 

[♥~*Abby*~♥]

What if it's already pregnant? Because my dark side did... do stuff... ~_~

 

[Eos Aduro]

Well, the Golden Vines stop growth overall, so if your dark side is pregnant, and was in there, the baby will have stopped growing, permanently.

 

[♥~*Abby*~♥]

Oh. What if she clones herself? I'm just listing all the possiblilities.

 

[Eos Aduro]

I have thriteen million of these cages, plus with modern technology making a true human clone would take years to accomplish. So she's stuck.

 

[♥~*Abby*~♥]

My friend showed me a depressing music video. It broght out my depressed side. In fact, it made me cry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1aHlS_bThM

Watch it. I really hope I'm not the only one who cries.

 

[Kimichi-sama]

Wait... I've seen that before! I didn't cry, but it did make me sad v_v

 

[♥~*Abby*~♥]

I cried, mainly because it reminds me of... me. When my daddy left when I was 8 without even a goodbye. I saw him again in about a year, but I didn't think at the time I'd ever see him again.

I cried even harder during the second part.

So, on a slightly happier note, how are you, daughter? Wait, already asked that... ~_~

 

[Kimichi-sama]

I don't really like my dad. I mean, I get along with him really well, but when he left us it messed up everything.

Lol, I'm so great I'll say it again xD