The Bad Advice Game

[SamuraiMaster]

Here's a game where you post up a problem you have. Then the replier thinks of the most horrible advice imaginable and gives it to you, than posts up a problem he/she has.

Example:

1: I'm very stressed.
2: Try heroin.
I have horrid grades.
3: Drop out.
I have Cancer.

etc etc etc.

Let's do this, cuz it's funny and we all like ruining each other's life lol

Problem:

I have no life.

 

[Spinor]

Listen to Metallica. Ooohh....

My monitor is about to eat me.

 

[moments.]

Tell it you taste horrible.

I lost my marbles.

 

[Spinor]

Try looking when you go in the restroom.

I can't find the toilet paper!

 

[moments.]

Use poison ivy.

I found a bar of soap.

 

[SamuraiMaster]

It's tastes delicious if you boil it.


FInals are today

 

[CyberBlastoise]

Sleep through them, you'll feel much better in the morning...

I have a Splitting headache.

 

[Mitchman]

So split your head open to make it really split.
I totally got my self a date.

 

[moments.]

Use it with some flour and eggs to make a date pudding.

I won $100.

 

[Gummy]

Give it to Bill Gates.

I need $60 quick.

 

[BakingBluePotatoe]

fake your death by jumping of a cliff.

I want pizza!

 

[Spinor]

Jump off the Tower of Pisa while sleeping.

I'm taking a shower in mud water.

 

[Melody]

Add some itching powder to that mud

I dont want to fall over

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Take really small steps so you don't!

I want to eat a pie.

 

[BakingBluePotatoe]

get the pie at the bottom of the cliff!

I want a Pepperoni Pizza.

 

[ruby]

Don't... get one?

Tesco haven't been stocking their own-brand Peanut Butter.

 

[Eruption]

Get Sainsburys.

I'm ice cold.

 

[BakingBluePotatoe]

Jump of a cliff into a vat of ice.

I want 2 Pizzas.

 

[Sydian]

Slam them in your face.

There is nothing to eat in my house.

 

[SamuraiMaster]

your neighbor's not home, go raid it



Some people think I'm a racist.