The Big Red Button [v.2]

[Hikamaru]

A clown shoots you.

*Pushes that red button*

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

clown transforms in to a spider that eats your soul
*Pushes that red button*

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Spider then grows bigger than godzilla

pushes red button

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

finds a shiny umbreon to accidentally kills it
paint the red button blue
pushes blue button

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

the Umbreon in my sig got into a fight with a Espeon because Espeon ended up in a bad neighborhood.

pushes red button.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

the umbreon in his sig dies
punches red button.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

The Umbreon died for being a gangsta

headbutts red button.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

a shiny espon appears
shoots the button

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Then gets jumped by a bunch of Mr. Mimes with AK-47's

nukes red button

 

[Altomare]

All known legendaries attack you for bombing the button

repairs the red button

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

All legendaries unleashes the underworld.

red button gets destroyed

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

another one appears with a troll face
elbow drops the button

 

[Hikamaru]

A shark eats you up.

*Pushes the button*

 

[Altomare]

Velociraptors appear and start chasing you.

-pushes red button

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You suddenly see a white powder fall from the sky. What do you do with it?

Press the button some more!

 

[darkpokeball]

You become emo and give yourself a makeover...but girls love emo, and you're a hottie to them now, so now you're not emo. So you makeover yourself again, but then all the girls leave you because you're not emo anymore, so you sit in a corner and cry.

*licks red button*

 

[Jackrico77]

gets HIV
sits on the button

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

You get a chance to battle Red.

*Hits the red button multiple times*

 

[darkpokeball]

You suddenly get sucked into the red button.

*stares at red button menacingly so it pushes itself*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

An angry mob attacks you.

*pushes red button*