The Big Red Button

[Limanya]

The Condesce, in her spaceship lets me go. And takes you instead.


Meanwhile, somewhere else on the spaceship, the Psiioniic presses the button.

 

[Charizard632]

The spaceship explodes, and I survive the impact.

However, my butt presses the big red button.

 

[Limanya]

And it get cut off by Kanaya's chainsaw.

today i put jelly on this hot god
and i pres the BUTTON

 

[Charizard632]

Uh... the button is jammed. It doesn't work.

*pushes another big red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Hikari asks you "Did you leak over 250,000 US Embassy Cables?"

*Pushes that red button that destroys Team Rocket*

 

[Limanya]

You become a member of Team Rocket before it get destroyed.

Sollux pushes Eridan to the button and runs away.

 

[Charizard632]

A cage the size of Rhode Island traps them all.

*pushes button on a bar*

 

[Limanya]

Pitfall trap, you die, i press the button, end of story.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

The story isn't over yet. Now you don't know your patron troll.

*pushes gray button*

 

[Charizard632]

The grey button turns red.

*pushes another red button because TheFattestSnorlax is in the way of the grey button that became red.*

 

[Zayphora]

A goat eats you. A carnivorous goat.

Pushes red button, then throws it at goat, which then eats it.

 

[Charizard632]

The goats explode.

*pushes the big red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

You break the mirror.

*Pushes that red button that turns Genwunners into vampires*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Now you get 7 years of bad luck. Yes, 7...

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Loads of secret papers fall on you.

*Pushes the red button*

 

[Zayphora]

Secret papers fold themselves into origami and poke your eyes out.

Pushes the button that is shaped like a cookie.

 

[Charizard632]

You get cookies filled with Anthrax.

*pushes the big red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

You end up receiving loads of hate mail... from Hikari!

*Pushes the red button for lemonade*

 

[mineox100]

Julian Assange gives you lemonade and marries you. XD

*presses red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Hikari goes into rageface and shoots at all the Cherrim.

*Pushes that red button that gives me a cookie*