The Big Red Button

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Zayphora suddenly goes into a coma and dies.

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Tyler bleaches his hair and wears a mask cos everyone says he is Anonymous.

(I'm not kidding, Tyler seems to be evil)

*Pushes red button*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

"WHAT THE!?" Evan proclaimed.
Evan was staring directly at a Growlithe!
"This must mean only one thing," He whispered. "That I'm in a fanfic where pokemon are real! Huh? What's this? A big red button... Let's push it and see what will happen!" *push*

 

[Zayphora]

I turn into a zombie and force you to battle the zombie Red from Lost Silver!

Pushes red button with face.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You suddenly have a BIG headache.

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Tyler starts sucking your blood... cos he suddenly became a vampire.

*Pushes the red button*

 

[Zayphora]

EVE throws dirt at you.

Pushes the red button.

 

[Hikamaru]

It's a Rage Candy Bar - RAGE!!!

*Pushes the red button*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Congrats, Florida has just sunk into the sea.

*pushes red button*

 

[Zayphora]

Nikola Tesla shows up and electrocutes you.

Pushes red button

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Suddenly, a sinkhole opens up and swallows you in.

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Memes pop saying that Snorlax is bad.

*Pushes the red button*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You are now staring at Willy Wonka. "Oh, so you're an anti-leaker? Please, tell me how awesome of a person you are."

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Well, now he's saying this to you:

*Pushes the red button, hoping it's not my avatar*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Uhhh.... Why?

Anyway, A hole opens up and I fall down the hole. The button does weird things you know.

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

You lose a staring contest *Hikari's Avatar does the death stare*

*Pushes the red button after Snorlax falls*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Thank you, you reversed time to save me from falling!

*pushes red button*

 

[Zayphora]

A Power Ranger comes and slaps you in the face with a raccoon.

(That was completely random and spontaneous. NO hidden meaning.)

Pushes red button with said raccoon.

 

[Hikamaru]

Raccoon gets brainwashed by Haters Gonna Hate memes.

*Pushes the red button*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You are arrested and thrown in prison. And you have no proof that you didn't do the crime!

*pushes red button*