The Big Red Button

[Hikamaru]

There's a bomb on the elevator and it blows up. (Guess what movie I was referencing here)

*Pushes button that recognizes Julian Assange as a criminal*

 

[diab_low]

Out he comes and throws "The Big Book Of Private Leaks" at you and you die.

Pushes Emergency button.

 

[Hikamaru]

Hikari mentions "Assange is an alien".

*Pushes button that recreates Collateral Murder to make it hilarious*

 

[diab_low]

It is now featured in "Mad As Hell" on ABC

Pushes button that brings back the chasers

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Julian now wants to track down Hikari.

*pushes button*

 

[diab_low]

Julian has caught Hikari

Pushes broken button.

 

[Hikamaru]

You approach Hikari's room but the door is closed and it has a sign on it saying "Interview in progress."

*Pushes button that gets Julian arrested*

 

[diab_low]

Julian is appealing in court again.

Pushes button under the table.

 

[Hikamaru]

Julian gets sent to Sweden and fears approaching the women who accused him.

*Pushes the button that burns secret documents*

 

[diab_low]

Secret document turn to ash.

Pushes button for back up copies

 

[Hikamaru]

Note comes up saying "CENSORED BY WIKILEAKS"

*Pushes button that tells police to stay away from Julian*

 

[diab_low]

Julian Asss angel is now free forever

Pushes button that bans the Olympics.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Hikari changes her theme.

*pushes red button*

 

[diab_low]

Note saying it is only temporary for joke purposes

Pushes button that makes Hikari appear

 

[Hikamaru]

Hikari is on two sides, one who reveals information for free but is the villain (Assange) and the other who reveals information for money but is the man of the year (Zuckerberg).

*Pushes button that makes you silent*

 

[diab_low]

Diablo can't stop talking

Pushes button that rings dominoes

 

[Hikamaru]

Your pizza is cold. *Diablo rageface*

*Pushes button that details into my latest avatar/sig theme*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Hikari10 is on Assange's side.

*pushes red button*

 

[diab_low]

Hikari is now wanted by the American Government.

Pushes button to send out warrant for Hikari arrest.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Sheldon Cooper gets a restraining order from Stan Lee. (Watched an episode of the Big Bang Theory)

*pushes red button*