The Big Red Button

[diab_low]

The Big Bang Theory is taken off the air

Pushes button for better tv

 

[WillPowerPedro]

You get... wait a sec... where the heck did my tv just go?!

*pushes button for the TRUTH*

 

[Hikamaru]

Hikari announces she's bringing Oshawott back.

*Pushes button that causes excitement among Hikari fans*

 

[ExGiygas]

*Pushes a button to cuase Captain Falcon to FALCON PAWNCH the next user*

 

[Hikamaru]

Hikari says her usertitle is literally a joke.

*Pushes button that translates everything to Japanese*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Now I don't feel like posting.

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Everything turns Japanese.

*Pushes button that makes people understand Hikari is a genderbender*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Japan has been deemed the weirdest country in the world. Take a look.

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Hikari reveals she is a hermaphrodite.

*Pushes the button that makes Sweden too scary for Diablo*

 

[diab_low]

Diablo got ninja'd

Pushes green button.

 

[Hikamaru]

DiabLeaks gets investigated for releasing information about Hikari.

*Pushes the blue button with Oshawott's scalchop*

 

[Snowdrop]

Suddenly, otters. Otters everywhere.

*sits on red button*

 

[mineox100]

The red button was actually a flat Electrode. *explodes*

*presses the blue button, but trips on a rock and hits the red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Oshawott pops up saying "OSHAWOTT?"

*Pushes the button that turns every user's profile blue*

 

[Snowdrop]

*Suddenly everyone on PC goes colorblind*

Presses button that says "DO NOT PRESS"

 

[diab_low]

Offff a flying Boking glove his you in the head. (Don't you read)

Pushes tiny button on Iphone screen.

 

[Hikamaru]

You get a message saying "Congratulations for stalking the whole forum!"

*Pushes button that stalks the stalkers*

 

[diab_low]

Stalkers get booted

Pushes button that makes Hikari an exception.

 

[Hikamaru]

Hikari gives you the thumbs-up.

*Pushes button that opens all doors*

 

[diab_low]

Don't know which one to go through

Pushes button on laptop