The Blooper Game!

[Dogboy2709]

okay we all know what Bloopers are right? well in this theard we get to make our own! For any Anime, or any Tv show at all!
Rules:
make sure you say what tv or anime the vblopper would be from if it was real
no offtopicness (if you want to post offtopic ness type "Offtopic: " AFTER the blooper)
Feel fre to use "Dir" for director
spell names the best you can
if you want a charther to say something that require these *, make sure you type WARING! at the begging of your post
and all normal PC rules apply
Ex:
Blopper: Pok?mon
Annoucer: okay and we see ash and his..his..his AH-CHOO!
Ash: Bless you
Dir: CUT! Bring in the stunt Annocuer

Get it? let's start!

Blopper: Yu-gi-oh (1'st season)
Yugi: hmm maybe this video will explain to us *inserts videotape inside the VCR*
Pegasus(Videotape): ah greeting yugi-boy i came here to duel you *Pegasus starts steeping out of the TV screen*
Dir: CUT!! Pegasus, you are susposed to stay inside the TV screen!
Pegasus: oh, sorry sir

 

[rubyrulez]

Blooper: Jirachi Wish Maker

Meowth: See that?
Jessie: Do you think I'm blind?
James: Yes...
(Jessie and Meowth start cracking up.)
Dir: CUT! James, The line is "That would explain the hair!"

 

[EmeraldSky]

Ash's big speech, take 1:

Ash: That's right! I...um...
Dir: CUT!!!!

Ash's big speech, take 2:

Ash: That's right, you have no right to...
Dir: CUT!!!

 

[Alex The Great Master]

Power Rangers Dino Thunder:
Conner: Dino Transform! (Japanese morphing shout)
Director: No, that is when you were in Japan, now it is "Dino Thunder, Power Up!"

 

[Super_Lawliet]

Power Rnagers: Dino Thunder

Take One.

Tommy: No, you cna't just go use the-

Conner: No...YOU said it didn't work!

Tommy: SIT BOY!

Conner: *BOOM*

Director: Cut! This IS NOT Inuyasha!

Tommy:..Sorry..

Take 2.

Tommy: No, you cna't just go use the-

Conner: No...YOU said it didn't work!

Tommy: Exactly! It works yet DOES NOT work!

Conner:...Oh...*looks away, scracthing his head. Looks back to Tommy*Well I-

Tommy: One, two, three, four, five! Everybodoy in the car, let's ride to the liq-

Conner:....

Director: No no no!! ONE MORE TIME!

MANY takes later.

All: A little bit of Monica in my life. A little bit of Erica by my side. A little bit of Rita is all I need. A little bit of Tina is what I see. A little bit of Sandra in the sun. A little bit of Mary all night long. A little bit of Jessica here I am. A little bit of you makes me your man!

Trent: O_O;

 

[Dogboy2709]

Blooper: Pokemon, i chose you!
Gary: hey, Ash, why isn't that Pikachu of yours in a pok?ball? *Gives ash a weedgie*
Ash: Why you Little.... *gives Gary a weedgie*
Pikachu: pika pi! *thinks it is cool and runs around giving everyone in site weedgies*
Dir: CUT! There are no weedgie in this episode or at all!

 

[Super_Lawliet]

Blooper: Dragonball Z

Goku: Alright, since Krillin doesn't want to help, Piccolo will be doing a demonstration of fusing!

Piccolo: Why didn't I just go home to new Namek..

Goku: ANYWAY!

*Both Goku and Piccolo do the demonstraion, which results in a cloud of smoke*

Director: Cut! Cut! Clear out the smoke!

*the smoke is cleared, and every gawks at the sight.*

Piccku:..What?

 

[Nintendo freak]

Pokemon (first episode)

Ash: So, uh, what is it?
Oak: A Pikachu.
*after Ash gets the Pikachu, he meets up with Gary*
Gary: Hmph. That's your pokemon?
Ash: *grabs Gary's Eevee and runs off*
Dir.: CUT! First of all, wrong lines! Second, Ash, you're NOT supposed to do that! And third, uh... anyone willing to replace the actor who just ran off to Mexico?

 

[Dogboy2709]

Blooper: Yu-gi-oh (orichalcos saga)
Dark Magacian Girl: Pharoh(S?), i belive you are one of these 3 heros, you will be able to pull the sword from dragon
Yami Yugi(A.K.A. Pharoh(SP?)) and what will happen if i'm wrong?
DMG: i'm not wrong
Yami yugi and Yugi mutou: *pulls sword at thir hardest* we can't seem to get the sword relesed*
DIR: CUT wer eis the button presser?
*a toliet flush is heard*
Operartor: Sorry, i had to go to the bathroom

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

blopper: a wooper, ash, and the director
blopper tidle: never kill lie

*ash walking*

wooper: I'm not expecting you to capture me right?

ash: no not really.

wooper: good, cause I know things you dont.

Director: cut! you guys are completely worthless! wooper, the line is;
good. Because I know things you don't. not good, cause I know things you don't!!! whats the matter with you! this is or 367 shot today!

ash: actually, it was only the 2nd.

Director: ah ba humbug with you. BA HUMBUG!!!

wooper: *eye twiches*

Director: oh, did I make the pathic worthless stupid wooper mad? silly me.

wooper: *crunches teeth toghther*

Director: hahahahahaha-

*wooper jumps on director* *director falls to ground*

ash: *waches them as wooper "lets just say" kicks the directors butt*

ash: okay, wooper he was taught the lesson, now stop and I'll give you candy.

*wooper jumps off dicrector thats has a black eye now*

ash: few glad thats over.

wooper: wheres my candy?

ash: ah, em...ah...

wooper: lier!!! *jumps on ash*

*ash falls to ground*

ash: help! oh help me!! oh mercalis neptune! Help ME!!!!!

Director: *gets up* I'm going home now. *falls back on ground*

*static*

*Lost tranmistion*

~don't lie, or you'll end up like ash.

 

[Random Plushie]

Blooper: Pokemon: Advanced


*We see Ash and Co. walking through a forest*


Ash: Wha-

Director: Cut!

Ash: *pauses for a second* Wha-

Director: CUT!

Ash: But-

Director: I SAID CUT!

Ash: WHAT DID I D-

Director: Dangit boy, what do you not understand about CUT!?

Ash: *roars and flying tackles Director to the ground*

Brock: Is the camera still rolli-

*film cut-off*

 

[~\"Metal Sonic"/~]

Can we do video game bloopers, too?
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From Mario and Luigi: Partners in time, when you are about to battle with Princess Shroob.
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Take 1
Princess Shroob: Now you've done it! *moves closer to the Mario quadret* *falls out of chair and on Mario* *accidently swallows Mario whole*

Princess Shroob: *Burps* So that's what humans taste like! Yummy!

Director: Cut! Princess, I KNOW your race of aliens eat everything, but please, stick to the script, and don't eat out actors.

Small voice from Princess Shroob's belly: I'm okay-a...
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Take 2

Princess Shroob: Now you've done it!

Princess Peach: *farts*

Mario: O_o

Luigi: O_O

Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 0_0

Bill Cosby: What was that? With the gas, and the stank, and the gross noises and oglololololoahohohoh!

Princess Shroob: -_-;; That's it I quit.

Director: Cut. I don't think Bill Cosby is in a video game at all... Wait! Shroobie! Come Back Princess Shroob! Don't leave! I neeeede you! *shot*
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Yeah. I fail.

 

[Dogboy2709]

Sure!

Blooper: "Ash Catches a Pok?mon"
Ash: oh look A caterpie!
Misty: oh how cute a bug
DIR: CUT! Misty! you are susposed to be afraid of bugs!
Take 2.. And.........ACTION!!
Ash: oh look it's a caterpie
MistY: AHHH! get it off! get it off!
ash: *catches it*
(A few moments later)
Ash: *Stabs the beedrill with a knife*
DIR: CUT! Ash! you are susposed to run away! not stab it with a knife!

 

[~Amethyst_Callista_Moon~]

Blooper: A Chansey Operation

::::::

Dr. Proctor: Dodrio, its three heads represent joy, anger, and sorrow.

(One head starts looking happy, one starts weeping, and only one is angry)

Dir: CUT! Dodrio is all angry now!

 

[Dogboy2709]

Blooper: pok?mon the first movie
Mewtwo: hi Ash, we will make great friends!
Ash: of course we will
DIR: CUT! you 2 are susposed to be enmnies!!

 

[Smarties-chan]

Blooper: Mewtwo Strikes back

*In the laboratory at the beggining*

Scientist: Hey N00Bs! Check out this, LOLz Mewtwo is N00--

Director: -Wrong, wrong, wrong! Cut! Now let's try this again

Scientist: Hey dudes and doodads. Check out this, Mewtwo is going to destroy the lab, that's like radical!

Director: Cut! What's wrong with you? Read the freaki'n script, will ya?

Scientist: Gwaargh! Mewtwo is escaping and it's lyk got six pack and everything *the scientist panics and falls on the ground, hitting his face*

Director: Get me another actor, will you?

 

[AnastasiaStardustXiaolong]

Power Rnagers: Dino Thunder

Take One.

Tommy: No, you cna't just go use the-

Conner: No...YOU said it didn't work!

Tommy: SIT BOY!

Conner: *BOOM*

Director: Cut! This IS NOT Inuyasha!

Tommy:..Sorry..

Take 2.

Tommy: No, you cna't just go use the-

Conner: No...YOU said it didn't work!

Tommy: Exactly! It works yet DOES NOT work!

Conner:...Oh...*looks away, scracthing his head. Looks back to Tommy*Well I-

Tommy: One, two, three, four, five! Everybodoy in the car, let's ride to the liq-

Conner:....

Director: No no no!! ONE MORE TIME!

MANY takes later.

All: A little bit of Monica in my life. A little bit of Erica by my side. A little bit of Rita is all I need. A little bit of Tina is what I see. A little bit of Sandra in the sun. A little bit of Mary all night long. A little bit of Jessica here I am. A little bit of you makes me your man!

Trent: O_O;

I LOVE YOU FOR THIS DUDE! I never thought of this!<3 finally another persons on here even if you havent been active

Power Rangers: Dino Thunder
Kira:Trent your the white ranger?
Trent:yeah....Wanna have my kids?
Kira:WHAT?
Director:CUT!
Kira:Trent do you like me?
Trent:Uh...um WHy dont you join mesogog
Kira:WHAT?!!
Director:CUT
Many takes later
Director:AWW I GIVE UP
Kira+Trent:*high five* Director just got trolled

 

[mishy.]

.... I'm not even going to question how you managed to find this game. This game has been dead for six years. Feel free to remake it, but don't go reviving threads anymore, thanks!