?The Chinchilla Club!

[Chairman Kaga]

Oh, all the time. I knew I should have sewn them together at the mouth--it got annoying.

 

[Jack O'Neill]

I sewed chinchillas together the first time I tried to make a coat, but I forgot that they were alive. My coat wriggled too much so I donated it to Goodwill.

You're supposed to kill and skin the chinchillas first before making the coat, Chairman. O_o; That would've solved your other dilemma regarding your living chinchilla coat as well.

 

[Lust]

Do people eat chinchillas?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

You're supposed to kill and skin the chinchillas first before making the coat, Chairman. O_o; That would've solved your other dilemma regarding your living chinchilla coat as well.

Ahh, makes sense. The problem was, my only instruction manual was in Portuguese so I ended up having to wing it. My next coat will be somewhat less alive, I hope.

 

[Dignity]

*walks in* *purrs* n_n; i am deh chinchilla, pheer me.. XD;

 

[Lust]

I remember when I saw a Chinchilla in a pet store once. It was going crazy and making weird noises.

 

[Chairman Kaga]

I saw one too...I think it cost $100 o_o; I've seen chinchillas for far less at flea markets, but I would never recommend buying an animal from a flea market. Odds are you aren't going to want to know where it came from o_O

 

[Lucid]

My sister got a $200 one as a preasent when she was a little kid, they cost a lot. x.x

I like the glue idea. ;D

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Come to think of it, I bet the ones at the flea market were rats with cotton balls stapled to them... =/

 

[Lust]

xD. It probably was CK.

Your sister had a chinchilla!?

 

[Kylie-chan]

XD!
Chinchillas are kawaii, may I join please? ;3

 

[Lucid]

Ewwww, who know's what illnesses you can get from a rat coat~! ><

Hi Kylie~!! ;3

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Yeah, a rat coat is the only type of coat guaranteed to give you the plague...the same would happen with chinchillas but they give them a lysol bath first XD

 

[Lust]

xD. So what do people do with the rest of the chinchilla? Do they eat it?

 

[Lucid]

Yup... Haven't you had roast chinchilla before? Chinchilla pot pie, chinchilla burgers, fried chinchilla... the posibilites are endless~! XD

 

[Chairman Kaga]

My personal favorite is Chinchilla Casserole. It's cheap, exotic, and goes a long way =q

 

[Lucid]

Chinchilla, The other dark meat. >D

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Chinchilla, The other dark meat. >D

Exactly :D

Ever hear of popcorn chinchilla? Basically, they take baby chinchillas and deep-fry them to a golden brown and slather them in a spicy southwest batter. You can get a bucket for a few pesos down in Argentina~

 

[Lucid]

Oh!!! Lets serve them with katchup and open up a fast food chain~! ;D

 

[Jack O'Neill]

Interesting fact: Chinchillas can't have fleas. Their fur is so thick that if a flea were to go in, it would suffocate.

Another interesting fact: A single hair follicle on a chinchilla can have up to 50 hairs growing out of it at one time.