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Let's Venture Onward!
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- The Land of Hyrule
- Seen Oct 15, 2014
you have to were uniforms to school? wow...well my buddy Sterling told me that joke!
Yes, most private schools do...I hate wearing uniforms..Falcon said:you have to were uniforms to school? wow...well my buddy Sterling told me that joke!
ROTFLMFAO!!! Ewwww!!! Sh*t fingers!!!! XD!Falcon said:I didnt even know there was a war back then! :laugh: okay here comes the joke!
One day a guy was drivin around and he just got done eating this huge thing of Chili and about 15 minutes later he got this horriple gut ache he said "I think im gonna have to take a $hit" but the guy couldnt find a gas station or a place to take a dump anywhere and all up came a gas station and an old man widdling wood with a monkey by him said "How ya doin sonny?" and the guy in the car asked "Wheres the cr**per?" and the old man said "You wanna see my monkeys?" And then the dude in the car said "No! wheres the bathroom!" and then the old man said "Its in the back but watch out for the monkeys!" and then the dude went back to the outhouse and just had the worst Diarhhea for like a half hour. when he was done and looked over...there was no toilet paper! the dude looked around to the door and the words on the door said "WIpe A$$ with two fingures" so the dude did it and then he saw a hole in the door and it said "Put fingures in hole" so he did and the old dudes monkey came down and hit his "poopy" fingures with a brick and dude went "OUCH!!!" and he stuck the "poopy" fingures in his mouth to make the pain go away...can ya guess what he got instead? :laugh:
i think u should try to be a member of the C4!!i think u got what it takes 2 be a funny person!!ask falcon for more info.!!!
ciao,ashley03