The Comedians Club

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100marios said:
*get's out from under the tree like a zombie and makes scary noises while wiggling arms*
Boo!! I....am...the...king of the..soulless idiots!
*continues to make scary sounds while repeatily runs into fallen tree*
Boo!! Give me my soul back!! Under the order and authority of the great "Knower of Nothing" I demand you give me my soul back!
*struggles and runs into Yuna, making her drop the souls*
Ah! My ssssoul!!
*runs and falls face first into the ground on my soul*
I....have....the pow-.....no forget I said that.
*Flips back up*
Hahahahahahahaha! Nothing can stop me now!
*feels someone breathing on him and turns around to see the lint monster biting Sapphire Latios*
......I am your master! Obey me! Who took you out of that pocket! Who set you free!
*the lint monster looks at him angrily while continuing to bite SL*
.........*twitch*....Well! Time to start running in fear again!
*dashes off*

GIMMI MY SOULS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i don't wanna have to go ALL the 96 souls back.*grumbles to self as she sets off to find the souls*@#@##@%%#%@
 
*steal's sapphire's soul*YAYY!My 97!^-^

HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!*hops in dressed as a lil pink bunny*what? :surprised It's not easter?! danggit >P *hops of,climbs a tree,and starts crying* :'( I WANNA SEE THE EASTER BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!I WANT MY CHOCOLATE RABBIT!!!!

chocolate rabbit?NO!!!!!!!!!!!I'M A CANNIBAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
no! I have no soul! ahk...*sits down* eh..oh well. I'll just wait till later on as i wait for scott..--__-- ..i is bored very bored
I inherit two millenion..pink shirts! muhhahaaaa
0-0 I got that from somwhere..
 
*talks in a robot-like voice*Out Of Cheese Error. Please Insert Fried Frog Pills.



MELON MELON MELON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
hah
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A person turns on the computer, it says, "Computer Error: Keyboard not inserted. press F1 to continue-
I thought that was hillarious!
 
Sapphire said:
You cant kill him! grr I'll kill you! you cant hurt scott! Your not a very nice person! *goes into a corner and cries*
Do you think that gun can harm me?!? XD
*eat the gun*
*BURP!!!*
Yummy.
*eat Scott*
Butter Scott! XD
 
Stop being so mean Phantom! my sister wont stop playing pokemon channel..its soo annoying!
 
Sapphire said:
Stop being so mean Phantom! my sister wont stop playing pokemon channel..its soo annoying!
Mean?!? I trying to be funny.:badsmile:
*eat Ally*
*follow with cheese and coke*
 
Sapphire said:
Its funny, i guess. when its not taken seriously! hahaa. Im bored now..

MORE PEOPLE MOST COME!!!!!!!!!let's find some people and make them chat!^-^


wait......................that wouldn't work O-O............................
 
I am bored...very bored..I cant think..of anything..else..than..I mean, Im bored! I cant think of anything to do thats it,..ya
 
yarsh.ditto here too.i know of a website you could check out if your really really really bored.it's venetopia.com.my username there is yuna,so well.............you can check it out!^^
 
Read this and really think about it. Picture everything in your head.
Your never know when something like this might happen.


It's Friday night and you are driving your car.




(What kind of car are you driving?)


(YOU ARE THE DRIVER!!!)





You can only have FOUR other people
in the car with you.

(Who is in the car with you?)




As you drive, you and your friends
start chillin to some music.

(What song are you all listening to?)




So, there you are chillin to some music
with four other people








all of a sudden this crazy driver hits
you in the back!









You are flying down the road out of control.









You hit a speed bump and the car flips and lands upside-down in the grass beside the road.









You lay there crying because
you are in so much pain










You hear nothing but silence.










silence










silence









Silence.












You try to yell out to your friends,
but you are in so much pain and shock
the words won't come out.










You lay there for about 2 minutes,
but to you it seems like 60 minutes.










You finally hear something.










You hear the ambulance and you
have never felt more relieved.










You lay there, still in the car, thinking about your

family,

friends,

School,

past holidays,

old friends,

old lovers










You start to pray for the other people in
the car and for yourself.










The paramedics get you out of the car,
put you on a stretcher, and then
into the ambulance.










you see nothing and hear nothing
but a void....you are alone










You don't get a chance to see the other
people that were in the car with you










As they drive to the hospital,
you pray and think to yourself










"Am I going to die?"











Where are my friends?










Are they okay?










What's going to happen to me.......?










Did you die or not?










What happened to your friends that
were in the car with you......?










They ALL died.










All of the other people in the car died.












They are gone.












You'll never get to see them again.












As for you.....













You died too.












Wait you were just imagining....right ?












But what if it were real?


What if it really happened to you?












Think about it....












That car was the LAST car you
were EVER in with your friends.












Those four people were the
LAST people you EVER saw.












Did you pick the four people in the
car with you wisely...












or do you wish that someone else
was in the car with you?












The song you were chillin to was the
LAST song you EVER heard.












Don't you wish you could have had the chance to
tell everyone you loved them?













Don't you wish you could have told your parents
you loved them one last time?













Don't you wish you could have
kissed your boy/girlfriend one last time?











Don't you wish you could have told
your crush how much you loved them?












Don't you wish you could hug your
friends one last time?











Don't you wish you had the chance
to do all of those things?











You still do.










Send this email to everyone you love, hate,...










friends, family, even enemies.








Just send this to everyone you know.









This really didn't happen to you.










But, pray for all of the people that it DID happen to










AND remember this quote:
"Live every day to its fullest......"











and when someone says that they love you,










know the meaning of it








And mean
it when you say it too.





Send this to every one you care about before you lose you chance. If you don't send this on and just delete it all it means is that your cold hearted and emotionless.
Tell someone that you care.

i got this as an e-mail
 
Am I still part of the Comedians Club? lol

Hey I got one ... Dont get mad @ me though

Everyone press Alt+F4!!
 
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