The count to infinity (Remember NOT to bypass the four-word limit!) v2.0

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50913.

If he's in the bed he must be tired. Or he was getting ready to do it with a girl.
 
50917.

I thought he was paired with someone else. XD Went's doing it, I saw him! :O Kidding. XD
 
50921.

I missed... thing.. That are.. missable?
 
Minish Cap is a pain because I need to get used to the small screen again, My eyes went re after playing about an hour .o.'
Also I don't like yugioh…
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50924.

Screw the rules, I have money?
 
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

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50927

Yay, been preparing for the ANZAC thingie all day... and tomorrow, not going to school~
 
Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in... Boris, the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: [Gives him an odd look] Because he dodges bullets, Avi.

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