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Umm... Lessee... Got one! XD You find everything so offensive, it's so stupid, and you pick fights for things that really don't matter at all, every time someone says something, "OMG, OMG, that's offensive!" Geez, just get a grip, you're going to find soo many things offensive in life, so learn how to take it the right way, instead of the wrong, lady!
(I made all this up from the top of my head, none of it's true, but you wanted to have a pretend fight, so..) XD