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The count to infinity (Remember NOT to bypass the four-word limit!) v2.0

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Up goes the number, higher it goes!
 
44549.
I RETURN. With jokes.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his life and family.

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, ducks cannot speak. He concludes that this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
 
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I am not a human. I thought we covered this. I was spawned out of a pit of tar and forged in the Pits of Hell.
 
44565.
I heard that Venus was a sulfuric hell covered with burning gases and the like.
 
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