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I can't fear a yummy cookie <3 lol xDI'm the gender ninja that is above all gender pirates.
Fear me now.
I can't fear a yummy cookie <3 lol xDI'm the gender ninja that is above all gender pirates.
Fear me now.
Well anything can happen in your mind you phatty lol jk
I'm the gender ninja that is above all gender pirates.
Fear me now.
I don't rape girls or blood related people to me, tyvm. :X
You're a girl to me.
XD
I have the weirdest uncle :/Are all Gender Ninja girls to you? XD
lol the way you act is very girlish :3My gender obviously says so, but I guess that wouldn't change even if it wasn't shown, right? :(
Once while me and my friends were playing football I threw it so far it smashed the windshield of a Police Car and we ran like mad hell xDI'm trying to think of a good story to share with everyone but so far this is the best I got. ( :( )
So yesterday we were playing some seriously intense games of ultimate frisbee (like, probably some of the most intense I've ever played) and our team was down by like 1 point and the opposing team was at winning point. So we're really stepping up our game to try and tie it and win it! (yay win!)
So the other team is about to score the winning point (way to step up our game T__T) and my friend totally skied this other kid (beautiful!) and got the frisbee. So I just take off running yelling "huck!!" and he just launches it!
So I'm running along with the frisbee as its flying (perfectly straight, too, kudos) and some kid on the other team was going to sky me but he didn't really see where I was running: he running at the frisbee and I running with the frisbee. Obviously this is just asking for a collision. XD
So here's the frisbee just feet above me and this kid running too fast to stop right at me. 1) I take a giant running leap. 2) I catch the frisbee. 3) I look down and see this kid twice my size putting up a shield with his arms. 4) I open my eyes and stand up with the help of the kid who hit me. XD
According to my friends who saw the accident, he hit me in mid air, throwing both of us to the ground about 3 feet away from the point of contact, and I blacked out for about a whole minute. o___O
Like I said: Really intense games. XD
ROFLCOPTER. XDOnce while me and my friends were playing football I threw it so far it smashed the windshield of a Police Car and we ran like mad hell xD
XDDD; Did you get caught?percentage% said:Once while me and my friends were playing football I threw it so far it smashed the windshield of a Police Car and we ran like mad hell xD
They hurt like hell at high speed :3 lolROFLCOPTER. XD
Frisbees can't do that kind of damage (believe me) and thank God. haha That's amazing.
Nope, I jumped over like 10 fences and hid behind a shack xD lolXDDD; Did you get caught?
Lol, I was agile until I got into a car accident and I'm in physical rehad and don't know if I could ran fast anymore :[[[Wow. Sounds like fun! haha
Its only really amazing to me because I know that if it were me, my luck is so bad it would have happened just like that.
Only, I would have probably been caught. :(
Oh, holy cow. o__O That's depressing. :( I'm really sorry.Lol, I was agile until I got into a car accident and I'm in physical rehad and don't know if I could ran fast anymore :[[[
Its ok lol xD at least I don't fall anymore lol xD I might get off soon since my sister wants onOh, holy cow. o__O That's depressing. :( I'm really sorry.
Lucky I've been in 2 lol xD~Yawn~
I just woke up from roughly a 2 hour nap.
Apparently we are talking about car accidents now.
I've never been in one, that's my story :D
You sir, are braver than I would be. XD; I'd turn myself in. :Ppercentage% said:Nope, I jumped over like 10 fences and hid behind a shack xD lol
I live in the Ghetto lol I've been shot at (and been scraped by a bullet), had to see my friends die, seen my closest friend die.You sir, are braver than I would be. XD; I'd turn myself in. :P
Lol, I never nap >.< I just go to sleep whenever lolMy naps are anything from two hours to six hours; depending on how tired I feel. :(
And I've never been in one either.