I got neg rep'd for making a happy topic. :[ Said it wasn't funny. ;o;
Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they cut it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back.Sorry, you people can't have cake. It's reserved for us supporters. XD (See the VIP Forum question in the Q&F section.)
The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.
The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
Now we all know that you haven't even heard of, much less played, Portal. Congratulations.Enrichment Center?
Is this one of those brain-washing utopian societies. O_o
I'm going naw...
*Poof...disappears*
Now we all know that you haven't even heard of, much less played, Portal. Congratulations.
The test is now over. All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence. Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. Goodbye.