Today was one of my best days ever in school.
In my first class, my friends and I were cracking jokes left and right. We were even discussing what humor happens when people get drunk/go to parties. That kicked it off.
Then, at lunch, me and my friends were messing around. Then, I turned back to go to my table, and heard some shoutin'. I look, and my friend's sister is fighting this tenth grader right on the table. That was the highlight of it, although she got hurt a bit. The other girl deserved a good beating, though. So my friend Vince jumps into it, to break them apart. Zack's sister backs off, when the annoying chick keeps trying to jump at her. Vince wouldn't let her go, so she started hitting him. She was like, "HOW DOES THAT FEEL?!", and he calmly said that he didn't feel it. She freaking bit him. He would never hit a girl, but he nearly broke that promise. He started bleeding from it, and he called her a "biatch" (Only, he didn't use that friendly of a term...) and the school officer -CALMLY- walks over to pull her off of the table. He was even calling her many things when telling him about how he got bit. Man, I love high school. So now, Vince got to go home with his brother, Zack's sister is suspended, and the other chick is suspended as well, but she may have some illegal issues, since she is already on probation for Grand Theft Auto.
Man, I love high school. I can't stress how awesome it is quite enough.