Phallic topic is phallic >.> XD
Anyway, we have three rakes in our garage. One is for leaves, another for heftier material, and the other one, just cause...
Appearantly Toy Story 3 takes place when Andy is in college, and the toys are donated(?) to a daycare, I think.
Needless to say, I was sadfaced when I read that, because if you remember, Woody was quoting as saying that Andy wold never give them up, or something like that. Now I realize kids grow up, but it's still not fun. :( However, there is an explanation for it at the very beginning of the film.
Come on, Andy could've atleast put his toys in his closet to mold.
That way, Toy Story could live on with a closet-scene series,
before Woody finds out Bo Peep cheated on him with Buzz,
Kills them both,
Just then, Emperor Zurg comes and reaks havoc on the toys on the case that Buzz is dead and no one can stop them,
And right after 3/4s of the closet is destoyed, with both Hamm and Mr. & Mrs. Potatoe Head dead,
The army guys sacrific themselves to save the rest of the closet, killing (themselves, obviously) and Rex in the process.
With Rex dead, Slinky Dog becomes depressed, and so does Woody, and while Slinky Dog gets better on his anti-depressants, Woody kills himself.
And then Jesse and Wheezy come back to the closet on RC after a long vacation to see what has happend to the closet, Wheezy kills himself.
Jesse, with Woody dead, falls in love with Slinky Dog, and get married and ride away out of the closet on RC, who is depressed because Woody and Buzz are dead.
RC then kills himself while Jeese and Slinky Dog are on thier honeymoon.
Bullseye becomes the pres. of The closet, and he sends out a bomb and kills every other toy resident in the closet.
Laughing mianically, he accendentally falls off a cliff and dies and painful death.
Jesse and Slinky Dog now have 13 children, and another one on the way because Slinky Dog is a corn dog. And Jesse likes it.
They live in a Toy Box in Miami.
WASN'T THAT A MUCH BETTER OUTCOME?!
No.