The Daily-Chit Chat of 09'

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t.A.T.u said:
The U.S. is doing the same thing, and they're tracking everything. It's scary, I don't want to get caught. I buy all my music now in CD form, because I like to have a physical copy. :3

Ahh! DSi! <3
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Especially since you can be fined ridiculous amounts for one song that would have only cost you a dollar...

And I don't go to the store often enough to get CDs of everything. =P
 
t.A.T.u said:
In English class last year I learned that there are actually multiple forms of irony, so yeah. It is hard to define..D: Yet, you always know how to use it.
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Could not be more true. The definition in my signature isn't that accurate when you think of all the ways irony can apply....
^ ninjaed me and shall be terminated.
 
Irony said:

Could not be more true. The definition in my signature isn't that accurate when you think of all the ways irony can apply....
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A police station was robbed.

A fire station burnt down.

A doctor died of unexpected cardiac arrest at a hospital.

Oh, irony, you like to bite us where it hurts. >:
 
t.A.T.u said:
A police station was robbed.

A fire station burnt down.

A doctor died of unexpected cardiac arrest at a hospital.

Oh, irony, you like to bite us where it hurts. >:
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Anyone stupid enough to rob a police station deserves to die.
 
Juicy Fruit said:
Anyone stupid enough to rob a police station deserves to die.
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I cannot agree more.

However, I actually got that from something that happened in Cleveland a few years back. Someone stole records from behind a desk in a police station while there were police in that same room. They didn't get caught until the next week. So, in this case the police and the criminal were idiots.

"Hey, what's he's doing behind the desk?"

"Oh, he probably dropped a contact."

"In the drawer?"

"Happens to everyone. *sips coffee*"
 
t.A.T.u said:
I cannot agree more.

However, I actually got that from something that happened in Cleveland a few years back. Someone stole records from behind a desk in a police station while there were police in that same room. They didn't get caught until the next week. So, in this case the police and the criminal were idiots.

"Hey, what's he's doing behind the desk?"

"Oh, he probably dropped a contact."

"In the drawer?"

"Happens to everyone. *sips coffee*"
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... Wow. Just wow. I wonder what happened to the officers after that.

"And you didn't notice someone raiding the room? While you were standing right there?"

"... No."
 
I've actually wondered what would happen if Santa tripped a security alarm while inside a house.

Santa: These cookies are kinda dry...

*Alarms sounding*

Voice: Unauthorized intruder detected. The authorities have been notified!
 
Santa's got quantum apparently, though I doubt that would make him impervious to security alarms.

/old man's rant about how back in their day they had no such technology so santa was free to come and go as he pleased

...

My god, santa's a burglar. Or something. Who knows if he takes anything with him in that big bag of his on the way out...
 
Is there supposed to be an image between the two bars in your sig., or is it that way on purpose? XD

Also, a bit off-topic, I now have access to pics I can post (courtesy of an awesome person) whenever I ninja someone 8D

/pathetic
 
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