The Dawson Fan Club

[Claire]

Chat-up lines are a girl's worst nightmare ~.~ but some are funny to hear XD i sometimes do lines over msn with one of my friends XD

 

[Dawson]

Chat up lines stink of desperation, they only work on extremely dense girls XD

 

[Claire]

Ya, they're a real turn-off >.< but funny to joke with XD they get so dodgy

 

[Dawson]

The innuendo ones are worse though, you're just asking to get slapped if you use them XD

 

[Claire]

Ya, those are crazy XD there's a site that has a whole list of them -i think linesthataregood.com or something XD

 

[Dawson]

Wow, there's a load of them on that site XD.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

What kind of idiot is gonna say that to a girl? XD

 

[Claire]

A very drunk one? XD
Look, dawson, here's yours:

Can I please be your slave tonight?

XD

 

[Dawson]

...XD There are even worse ones too XD

Hi. Are you legal?

Hi. You'll do.

 

[Claire]

And the even more direct ones that can't really be quoted XD

 

[Dawson]

Yep, and the Submitted Lines are even worse too XD

 

[Claire]

I can't believe guys actually try those O.o and i can't believe some of them work!
They're good for joking with your friends, but in meeting new ppl..you'd have to be ridiculously drunk ^^;

 

[Dawson]

Or incredibly stupid. XD Have you read the cheesy lines? They're cringeworthy XD

 

[Claire]

I decided not to venture into that page XD I knew i couldn't handle it

 

[NiNGi]

Lol, I couldn't imagine a guy going up to a random girl and using a Stitch growl on her XD
Yes I do NiNGi, do you know what a played out joke is? XP

Nope, I don't know.... :3

You stink! xD *pokes*

 

[Dawson]

Some of them really made me laugh. I'd say this was the most original one so far XD

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

 

[Claire]

Ya..coz we all know arrogance goes a long way *cough* XD

 

[Dawson]

Heh, it might be arrogant but at least it's fairly original. I did find it in the "cheesy" section, with crap like this XD:

Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

 

[Claire]

That one's so old now XD it just hurts hearing it

 

[Dawson]

Yeah, like I said, at least the other one was slightly original XD

 

[Youko Kurama]

*poke poke poke*
I wanna join!
Lemme join!
Pwease!?
I'll give you tacos! XD