Wait 'til he comes back to the thread, then WHAMMO!
*slams fist into palm*
The TNT blows half the wall away, revealing a large machine gun, which shoots the string holding the anvil, which falls on the trigger to the flamethrower... Blahblahblahetc.
*looks around* The only problem is that there won't be a DW fan club building any more... SB