The Everlasting Pokémon Journey

[Meadow]

...zing! Sandzing! Intrigued by the new discovery, you...

 

[PageEmp]

...Decided to battle it. You...

 

[Meadow]

...send out your Sandshrew and Weezing, but...

 

[G0!d]

..Zekrom the Taxi driver interfered yet again which made you..

 

[Meadow]

...toss all of your Poké Balls in sheer rage! After that, ...

 

[PageEmp]

...You turned unconsious after getting angry. As soon as you wake up, you are at your house, and nobody was home, except for a Fearow, which you've never seen in your house before. The Fearow...

 

[G0!d]

..who's really Zekrom the taxi driver in disguise told you to wake up for real. When you woke up..

 

[PageEmp]

...You were really at home. But turns out the Zekrom taxi thing WAS the dream, so now you are in your house with a Fearow. You...

Edit 10p.m. I just thought of something funnier.

 

[Meadow]

...told the Fearow to use Thunderbolt, but...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...the impossible order made the poor Pokémon confused...

 

[Meadow]

...which made it learn Confuse Ray! You decide to...

 

[G0!d]

...use Confuse Ray to the first person you meet which is...

 

[Meadow]

...Misty! She pulls out a giant hammer, and...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...uses "Wood Hammer" by smashing it on the nearest tree, which...

 

[G0!d]

...disturbed a colony of combee and chased you. Fortunately...

 

[Meadow]

...you manage to fool those Combee by...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...putting on a Vespiquen mask and telling them...

 

[Meadow]

...that you're their momma! The Combee believed you for a minute, but then...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...they notice your lack of knowlegde regarding honey by...

 

[PageEmp]

...Throwing a warp seed at you, and then you meet.... Reshiram!? He...