The Everlasting Pokémon Journey

[LilyGardy]

...Are you a boy or a girl? Bemused at the irrelevance of the question you ask Claire who you think is faster and she says...

 

[Lycanthropy]

... she's absolutely a girl. Guess she didn't even notice you asked something as well. In the you decide to Dig with Elizabeth anyway and it didn't take very long before...

 

[ImperialMeatbag]

...you find yourself in an elaborate series of tunnels, and you are greeted by Roark, who...

 

[LilyGardy]

...asks you where Roxanne is as he wants to give her a Shiny Nosepass he found as a surprise gift. Having never seen a Nosepass before you say 'What's That?' yo the Pokedex and it says...

 

[khaozz]

...nothing. The Pokedex apparently broke. You'll have to go to a Professor's Lab to get it fixed, but you want to challenge the Gym first. Roark shows you the way to the Gym. Since it's a Ground Gym, it would be unwise for Pyra (Delphox) and Elizabeth (Nidorina) to fight. Time for Marshall (Chesnaught) and Floppers (Gyarados) to shine! Upon entering the Gym, you notice...

 

[LilyGardy]

...the Leader is Giovanni but he does not notice you as he is busy counting his money. He tells you that he is too busy to battle right now but his underling Jessie will be your opponent for the badge instead. She sends out Arbok. Surprised at seeing the purple snake you send out...

 

[khaozz]

...Floppers. His Waterfall takes out the Arbok in one hit. Jessie then sends out Wobbuffet. You ask if she even has any Ground Pokemon in this Gym. She angrily mumbles something about James using the money she could have used to buy Poke Balls to buy that Magikarp from the Magikarp Salesman. Whatever. One Mega Evolution and a Crunch later, and Wobbuffet is down. Jessie sends out her last Pokemon, which is a...

 

[LilyGardy]

...Sylveon. Claire helpfully tells you it has its Hidden Ability Pixilate. Before you can react the Fairy Eeveelution takes out your Mega Gyarados in a single Take Down. You curse as Giovanni and Jessie both start laughing maniacally. Knowing that Marshall would not be able to counter the Fairy type you throw a Moon Stone on Elizabeth evolving her into Nidoqueen on the spot then...

 

[ImperialMeatbag]

...Jessie, rather hypocritically, is so angry that you used a moon stone in the middle of battle, that she begins to rave about you not playing by the rules. She is so furious in fact, that she threatens to call the police. You begin to wonder why Team Rocket would call the police, and decide to...

 

[LilyGardy]

...confuse Jessie further by telling her you like her hairstyle. Inexplicably Jessie puts on a pair of glasses and blushes before going very quiet. When she collects herself to issue a command to Sylveon the Intertwining Pokémon had fallen asleep and was unable to battle. You had won. Giovanni mutters something about 'Not being able to get the staff these days' and gives you the 'Rocket Badge'. He then orders all of you to leave so he could count his money in peace. Jessie still blushing apologises for breaking the rules, congratulates you on your victory and tells you the next Gym is...

 

[khaozz]

...in a city floating in the clouds. You thank her for this, and then send out Pyra to finish off the rest of Team Rocket and rid the world of it forever. However, James and Meowth show up and beg for mercy. You decide that Jessie, James, Meowth and Giovanni aren't worth killing, so Pyra just uses her Psychic powers to permanently erase all of their Team Rocket memories. Now that they're regular people and no longer a threat to anyone, you decide to leave for the floating city. Before that, you need to repair that Pokedex, so you decide to...

 

[LilyGardy]

...travel back to Lumiose City to ask Sycamore to fix the Pokedex. Claire sees a flaw in this idea however when she notes...

 

[ImperialMeatbag]

...that according to the news, Professor Sycamore has been kidnapped by...

 

[khaozz]

...his numerous crazy fan-girls, and he is currently locked in his own basement. You, Serena, and Claire decide to help the poor Professor out before he drowns in the sheer number of fan-girls. Once all three of you get there, you notice something strange....

 

[LilyGardy]

...all of the fangirls look exactly like Dark haired Serenas. Sycamore is surprisingly calm and tells you that...

 

[Meadow]

...if you can beat everyone in the room (including Sycamore) in a Pokémon battle, you can earn a badge! You decide to...

 

[LilyGardy]

...accept the challenge. As the Unova Elite Four Music starts playing in the background you challenge the first Serena lookalike. You send out Marshall and she sends out...

 

[Miah]

...a Sylveon. Worried about how strong it is, you...

 

[LilyGardy]

...tell the Serena lookalike you are interested in becoming a trainer of Fairy-type Pokémon and if she has any tips for you. She responds to this unusual (And rather out of place) question by saying...

 

[khaozz]

...that you should start by actually getting a Fairy Pokemon. None of your Pokemon are Fairies! You take advantage of the fact that she's not paying attention to the battle and have Marshall use Iron Tail. It manages to land a critical hit and faint the Sylveon. One down, twenty more fan-girls (and Sycamore) to go. The real Serena heals your Pokemon, while the next not-Serena sends out...