The Funtime Inn*Relocated* and *Revived*

Um... I'm to lazy to look through 27 pages of this game, but what is this, and how do you play it?
 
Mr.Tumnus said:
Hah!*downs a special drink mix, then runs onstage, carrying her new Mudkip*I'm gonna sing!...Again!!*music starts*

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka...
The Amazing Chocolatier.
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka...
Everybody give a cheer!

He's modest, clever, and so smart,
He can barely restrain it.
With so much generosity,
There is no way to contain it...
To contain...to contain...to contain...to contain.

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka...
He's the one that you're about to meet.
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka...
He's a genius who just can't be beat.
The magician and the chocolate wiz...
The best darn guy who ever lived.
Willy Wonka here he is!
Click to expand...
Moi favourite song! I just couldn't remember half the words XD.
 
Nvmd. I think I got the hang of this game...
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Suddenly an oversized, 4-armed purple-spiked toothed Kecleon and a Purple alien thing resembling a mushroom in a dress walked through the door, ignoring the odd events going on outside... (Me, Keczilla, and my wife, Princess Shroob. No, I don't have a wife in real life. I'm 11. Duh)

Keczilla: *Looks around* Wow. This place is roomy.

PS: #%%@%#% (Yeah. Maybe I can build a Shoob army base here...)

Keczilla: I suggest highly against that, swetie.

PS: *mumbles*
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Keczilla: Hey, let's go get a room. *walks over to counter* Excuse me, but my wife and I would like a room please. We're on our honeymoon. *smiles*

PS: #$%%$^$&%* (Wow, you look absolutely delicious! My I eat you?)

Keczilla: Jeeze, all you think about is food and world conquest! Er... she said you look nice.
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Yeah, I'll continue once I get a room. :D
 
Umm...That is no way what this game is about. Here is a good example:

*An oversized, 4-armed purple-spiked toothed Kecleon and a Purple alien thing resembling a mushroom in a dress walks through the door* *Looks around* Wow. This place is roomy.
PS: #%%@%#% (Yeah. Maybe I can build a Shoob army base here...)
Keczilla: I suggest highly against that, swetie.
PS: *mumbles*

Only it's more like theres you and your pokemon. It has no plot whatsoever. You just buy drinks/food(no-one's done that in ages. Geez, those were the times.) PLEASE, SOMEONE DESTROY THE KAREOKE STAGE! Ever since the kareoke stage came, there's been more singing, less eating, and more randomness. My ideal inn is the one you see when you click on times.
 
Okay I get it, but I am Keczilla, so it would be
*An oversized, 4-armed purple-spiked toothed Kecleon and a Purple alien thing resembling a mushroom in a dress walks through the door*
*Looks around* Wow. This place is roomy.
PS: #%%@%#% (Yeah. Maybe I can build a Shoob army base here...)
I suggest highly against that, swetie.
PS: *mumbles*


Also, I'm kinda my own pokemon, and PS... don'y ask me how she got there. She just is.
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*Walks into dining room with PS*

Wow. Shiney. Let's go get a seat, hon.
PS: %$ (Ok.)
*Waiter comes up*
Hello, I will have the... Feebas and chips, the Aipom's smoothie, and the Tentacool JellO.
PS: @#$$@%$%%^%^ (FOOD! Yay! I'll have everything on the menu, and some of your employes to eat, please)
Ugh. Fine. But you pay for it. My wife would like... everything on the menu...
PS: $##%^%$^%^$% (And the employees, don't forget)
She said your tie looks nice.
PS: #%#^%^%^#!! (That joke got old a LONG time ago. Back when we were in college.)
 
*sitting quietly in her room, drinking a strong cup of tea. Looks to various pieces of paper strewn over the floor, closes eyes*
 
Me want chicken! Me want chicken! *runs around, screaming the same thing*
 
*brings out her electric guitar and amp. Strats practicing a song.*...*grins, starting to play a loud song*

We are the pirates we don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything

But I've never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
And I've never been to Moscow
And I've never been to Tampa
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

Cuz we're the pirates that don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything

And I've never hoist the main sail
And I've never swabbed the poop deck
And I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
And I've never walked the gang plank
And I've never owned a parrot.
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

Cuz we're the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything

Oh, I've never plucked a rooster
And I am not too good at ping-pong
And I've never thrown my mashed pertaters up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk,
And I've never gotten head lice
And I have never been to Boston in the fall

Pirate captains log 2002
Who be this band Relient K
And why they be so full of contradictions

We don't know what he did
But we're down with Captain Kidd
We don't wake up before lunch
But we all eat captain crunch
We don't smoke, we don't chew
We watch captain kangaroo

And I've never licked a spark-plug
And I've never sniffed a stink bug
And I've never painted Daisies
On a big red rubber ball
And I've never bathed in yogurtand I don't look good in leggings
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything

We are the pirates we don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything
 
um. could i have the basement? or if not room 13?
 
NUTS!!!!! *pours bucket of assorted acorns over Mr.Tumnus*

EDIT: Midnight, I have the basement, but you can share with me if you want.
 
...Alright, I'm sorry but this isn't gonna work...SOMEONE had to come...I might reconsider....
 
*completely goes insane, running around everywhere* Cheese monkey! Rrraaaaahhh! Meow! *some guys in white coats arrive, start trying to get NF into a straitjacket*

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk

Well, you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind

And, they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away
Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid

Right? You know you laughed
I heard you laugh.
You laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad

And, they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away
Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers
Who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
They'll find you yet and when they do
They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt

And, they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away
Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haa
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers
Who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa

*NF gets caught, thrown in a van, and gets driven off to a mental institute*

Mwahahahahahaha!
 
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