The Funtime Inn*Relocated* and *Revived*

*shakes head*no, I'm not...I'm trying to put everyone within earshot to sleep...
 
*stuffs cotton balls in his ears* Ok, now I'll be able to help. (I don't know why Mort's trying to put everyone to sleep, though.) I'll be right back. *walks into the kitchen, comes out with a ham, a goose, pie, and tons of other Christmas foods* Tyranitorch, as I said, is a great chef. ^^
 
*bursts throuh the door, as Tuzzcat, with the Gorillaz*
(Tuzzcat was my first Gorilaz-style char. 0.o)
Hello, idiots and freaks!
2D: Wussup, loves?
Tuzzcat: Only the sky and the ceiling, my man!
2D: Nice one, Tuzz. *laughs*
 
*looks over and gets up, setting flute down.*You messed me up...*rolls up sleeves and attacks ~`PadfootPuppy`~*
 
*comes up from the basement* Wow, I haven't been here in a while. o.o; What's going on?
 
...*runs off and comes back dressed as a faun (see Mr.Tumnus for detail...although I'm a girl...*Nothing...just a game....*goes back to her wooden stool and picks up flute, sitting down.*
 
*jumps up and runs onstage. Waves*Hi people! I found a good song!*music starts*

Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said, honey, we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain


'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places.

Well, I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
Everything's all right
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey, I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well, I'll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you're livin' in

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places.


I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
And everything is alright
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
I didn't mean to cause a big scene
Just wait 'til I finish this glass
Then sweet little lady
I'll head back to the bar
And you can kiss my a**

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places.
 
**walks out from room**How much did I miss?**sees Cloud on table**
Um ya know I don't think I wanna know anymore.
 
Tis easy mister.....I LOVE MR.TUMNUS!!!! HE'S A HAWT FAUN! I PWN JU!....nvm all that. I like mythical creatures, and fauns are one...of my favorites...*looks around suspiciously*...anyone want some mashed taters?
 
YUSH. Mashed taters TEH R0X0RZ. XD But... 2D IS HOT, **** YOU. j/k, j/k. Though he is hawtness. :O
 
....*deep breath*

Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama llama duck

Llama llama
Cheesecake llama
Tablet brick potato llama
Llama llama
Mushroom llama
Llama llama duck

I was once a tree house
I lived in a cake
But I never saw the way
The orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
But it told a tale
And now listen little child
To the safety rail

Did you ever
See a llama
Kiss a llama on the llama
Llama's llama
Tastes of llama
Llama llama duck

Half a llama
Twice the llama
Not a llama farmer llama
Llama in a
Car alarm a
Llama llama duck

Is that how it's told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice?
Doorknob, ankle, cold.
Now my song is getting thin,
I've run out of luck.
Time for me to retire now,
And become a duck.

^_________^
 
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