The Funtime Inn*Relocated* and *Revived*

*claps and laughs* Hey, my favorite song! Nice one! Anyway, *jumps on stage as soon as Mort comes off it*

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.

It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle,
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
 
*runs back onstage, music starts*

Nighttime sharpens, Heightens each sensation. Darkness, stirs and wakes imagination.
Silently the senses abandon their defenses.

Slowly, gently
Night unfurls its splendor.
Grasp it, sense it,
Tremulous and tender.

Turn your face away, from the garish light of day!
Turn your thoughts away from cold, unfeeling light.
And listen to the music of the night.

Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams!

Purge your thoughts of life you knew before!
close your eyes, let your spirit start to soar???????.
and you'll live, as you've never lived before.

Softly, Deftly,
Music shall caress you.
Hear it, Feel it,
Secretly posses you.
Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwind,

In this darkness that you know you cannot fight,
The darkness of the music of the night.

Let your mind
Start a Journey through a strange new world!
Leave all thoughts of the life you knew before!
Let your soul
take you where you long to BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only then can you belong to me...

Floating, falling

Sweet intoxication,


Touch me, trust me

Savor each sensation.
Let the dream begin,
Let your darker side give in

To the power of the music that I write,
The power of the music of the night!

You alone can make my song take flight,

Help me make the music of the?night.................................................. .........................................................
 
Are we the last ones here? It seems like everyone left. ;_;
 
That... was odd. So, now there are only three people left. *takes out a deck of cards* *starts playing solitaire*
 
*runs onstage, waves at eveyone*Hi!*music starts*

Let's go back
Back to the beginning
Back to when the earth, the sun, the stars all aligned

'Cause perfect didn't feel so perfect
Trying to fit a square into a circle
Was no life
I defy


Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams
Let it wash away
My sanity
'Cause I wanna feel the thunder
I wanna scream
Let the rain fall down
I'm coming clean, I'm coming clean

I'm shedding
Shedding every color
Trying to find a pigment of truth
Beneath my skin

'Cause different
Doesn't feel so different
And going out is better
Then always staying in
Feel the wind

Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams
Let it wash away
My sanity
'Cause I wanna feel the thunder
I wanna scream
Let the rain fall down
I'm coming clean, I'm coming clean

I'm coming clean
Let the rain fall
Let the rain fall
I'm coming...

Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams
Let it wash away
My sanity
'Cause I wanna feel the thunder
I wanna scream
Let the rain fall down
I'm coming clean, I'm coming clean

Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams
Let it wash away
My sanity
'Cause I wanna feel the thunder
I wanna scream
Let the rain fall down
I'm coming clean, I'm coming clean

Let's go back
Back to the beginning
 
*applauds, then tries to pick up all the cards* Ok, got them all. Now, just to be safe, I'm putting these away.

Oh, MM, do you mind that I've made some, er..., improvements to the inn? I put in a few teleporters, a few secret rooms (one that I use as my pokemon-creating lab) and a giant-screen TV? Oh, and I also made the whole lobby bigger. *starts playing Donkey Konga 2*
 
Hah!*downs a special drink mix, then runs onstage, carrying her new Mudkip*I'm gonna sing!...Again!!*music starts*

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka...
The Amazing Chocolatier.
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka...
Everybody give a cheer!

He's modest, clever, and so smart,
He can barely restrain it.
With so much generosity,
There is no way to contain it...
To contain...to contain...to contain...to contain.

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka...
He's the one that you're about to meet.
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka...
He's a genius who just can't be beat.
The magician and the chocolate wiz...
The best darn guy who ever lived.
Willy Wonka here he is!
 
O_O That.... was awkward (yet good). *tosses the vodka into the sink*

*A huge wave splaches over the inn* Ok, that... was not Kyogre... or Swampy... *chechs outside* *screams and then faints*
 
This.... is not good..... *looks up, seeing a towering, colossal, flying Kyogre with glowing red eyes* I... didn't create that....
 
Cloud:*sighs*. *looks at Kyogre*. Guess I'll have to take care of that thing...........*unsheaths a giant, bandaged sword from off of back*. *dashes at Kyogre*.
OMNISLASH!!!!!!!!!!! *dashes through Kyogre, slashing 14 times*. *stops*. *raises palm as Kyogre explodes in rain of blood*. Too easy.
 
He never meant an harm Cloud! You just went in and killed him for no reason!*goes off to her room, bawling*
 
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