The Futurama Club

I love futurama! I'd love to join! My favorite characters are Scruffy, Dr Zoidberg and Bender!

Dr Zoidberg - "Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!"

Bender - "You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean robot devil and by 'metaphorically' I mean get your coat."

Scruffy - "wow,i've never seen him so down,..or ever before" , "I'm Scruffy...The Janitor "
 
rm2k3kid said:
I love futurama! I'd love to join! My favorite characters are Scruffy, Dr Zoidberg and Bender!

Dr Zoidberg - "Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!"

Bender - "You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean robot devil and by 'metaphorically' I mean get your coat."

Scruffy - "wow,i've never seen him so down,..or ever before" , "I'm Scruffy...The Janitor "
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lol. Those three are hilarious!

Zoidberg: I shall get him right here in the gonads! *points at neck*
Fry: Shh! Nobody correct him!

Santa: You've all been VERY NAUGHTY! *in nice voice* Except you Doctor Zoidberg, here's a present!
Zoidberg: Hooray, a pogo stick!

lol. I should've said that when I got my pogo stick for Christmas.
 
Fry: You remember your own birth?
Bender: Why not? I'm only 4!
Leela: You're only 4 eyars old?
Bender: Precocious little scamp ain't I! XD

Welcome rm2k3kid to the club. *updates member list*
 
Fry: And a whole heap of Bart Simpson dolls!
*Bender picks one up*
Bart Doll: Eat my shorts!
Bender: Okay! *eats* Hmmm... Shorts.
 
Yeah that's a good idea!

Zap: Just remember, rock beats scissors... But, paper beats rock, and scissors beats paper! Kif, we have a conundrum: Search them for papers and then find me a rock!

EDIT: More accurate:

Zapp: "Rock crushes scissors! But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum."
Kif: *sigh*
Zapp: "Search them for paper! And ... bring me a rock!"
 
I found some quotes on the [adult swim] website:

Lur: "The one they call smelly hippie is right."
Zap Brannigan: "Kiff, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men."
Zap: "Never have I been so happy to be beaten up by a woman!"

Mutant 1: "Don't worry, we're harmless."
Mutant 2: "I Have three arms!"
Mutant 1: "I said harmless, not armless."

Leela:"She can't hear us in here. Just pretend to shower."
Fry: "Right, Just Like Everyday."

Bender: "All this talk about bouncing balls is making me testy!"
 
Doctor Zoidberg said:
Did you get that from GotFuturama?
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Yep. I thought it might intrest some people.
 
*Jumps in cutely.* Can I join, pwease? ^0^

I remember a quote!

Mario : Mamma-mia! The meatball of war has rolled of our plate, and ruin our white pants of peace! *Runs off, Donkey Kong style.* XD

 
Ack... sorry for taking so long *kills the Subscribe Thread option* Yeah, you can join Jeremy ^_^ *updates Member List*

Bender/Coilette: All hail Robonia, a land I didn't make up! *B/C takes off her top and starts dancing on the podium*
 
Fry: Hey! I know that monkey! His name is Donkey!
Professor: Monkies aren't donkies quit messing with my head!

*everyone but Zoidberg gets taken away*
Zoidberg: What? Do I smell or something? *snifs* Awww...

*at tower*
Leela: Why did you bring us here?
Zoidberg: And why did I have to take a cab?

Professor: Now what would you all like?
Zoidberg: Nothing! I'm leaving! But if you have some courage maybe I could haul it away from you?
Professor: Diddypoop my cowardly lobster! You don't need courage! Who needs courage when you have a gun?
Zoidberg: Bang, bang, bang! No world you put your hands up!
*walks to Fry*
Professor: And all you need is a brain!
Fry: Why does everyone keep saying that?
*Bender steals gun*
Bender: This is a stick up! Forward over the bag, old man!
Professor: Here you go, five hundred thousand Professor Land Fun Bucks!
 
I need to find some quotes too...*starts looking*
 
Lur: Game over, Humans! Instead of shooting at where I was, you should of shot at where I was going to be!

That's a good tip to remember, and it will happen, next time we play Space Invaders.

Pacman: I'm been hit! So cold... *does the "Pacman dieing" sound*
Ms Pacman: Nooo!
Fry: Amy, tend to the widow Pacman.
Ms Pacman: *sob, sob, sob* Wacka, wacka! *sob, sob, sob*
 
Sure, you can join.

Professor: Here's our new advert. I've paid for it to be aired alongside the Superbowl
Fry: Wow!
Professor: Not on the same channel of course.
 
lol.

Fry: What if Bender was really tall?
Leela: We just saw that.
Fry: I know. I liked it so I want to see it again.
 
Coilette: This top makes me look fat. Is it too trampy to go on a first date nude?
Amy: Yeah
Coilette: Perfect!
 
*Zoidberg in Pacman level*
Zoidberg: Hmmm... These taste good! Just like stale marshmellows! Oh and a cherry!
 
Found some!

Leela: This is Fry's decision. And he made it wrong, so it's time for us to interfere in his life.

Professor: Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!

Fry: Good lord, what is this?
Bender: It's the decaying ruins of old New York. Welcome home pal!

Fry: Aww, come on, Bender loves mobs.
Leela: Only when he's in them, and you know it.

Fry: Can I do the countdown?
Leela: Huh? Oh sure knock yourself out.
Fry: Ten, nine...
Leela: Ok we're here!
Fry: *hurriedly* 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 blastoff.
 
Oooh!!! I Love Futurama!! Can I Join?

I Like The Episode Where Bender Can't Say "@ss" Or He Will Blow Up The Whole World, XD That Was Funny. I Also Liked The One Where They All Get Those 300 Dollar Bills, And Fry Buys 100 Cups of coffee. XD

Bender:Ohhhhh, Nice Diamond, I'll Take It!
Storekeeper:Oh, that's not for sale, sir.
Bender:*grunts* ugh, fiiiiinnne, i'll take the do-it-yourself burgular kit then.
 
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