The Futurama Club

Bender: I have a question. As a robot I've never been able to have emotions, and sometimes that makes me feel sad...

Fry: I will now perform my people's native dance:
Do The Hustle!
Leela: It says here that this part of The Hustle implores a favour from the gods. Usually a Transam...
 
Bender: We are not amused!

Bender: Super King has no need for love ones. *gives Tiny Tim autograph and trips him* How ya going kid?

Fry: El Zilcho. I'm afraid we're boned.
Bender: El Zilcho... Hey do you think it's too late to change my super hero name?

Fry: Let's see what we've got.
Leela: Super strength?
*break stuff*
Fry: Yep.
Leela: Check.
Leela: Lickity speed?
Fry: Yep.
Leela: Yes sir! *read* Power to command the loyalty of sea creatures?
Fry: Hey Zoidberg get in here!
Zoidberg: Screw you!
Fry: Nope.
Leela: Ain't got that!

Fry: Maybe we have magic rings on but they're invisible rings, also you can't feel the rings...
*there's silence as Leela rubs on the cream*
Leela: Shut up Fry and look at this!

lol. They're in the wrong order!
 
They are... It should be 5, 4, 2, 1, 3 ^_^ And here's another one from Less than Hero.

Professor: Take it back to Pikea and get me a wobbly CD rack, and one of those disgusting meatballs. (That is soooo like IKEA XD)
 
Pikea Robot: Enjoy your afordable Swedish crap!
*shelf falls down and he is off screen. Then a noise that sounds like he broke completely*

Hermes: Fry, this is Helper. He's willing to be your new friend!
Helper: Howdy friend. Who wants popsicles.
Fry: Not really..
Helper: Who wants to go to a carnival!
Fry: I guess that would be -
Helper: Have a great time! Hey, I heard your friend Bender was back in town!
Fry: Really?
Helper: No. I thought that would make you feel better for a small period of time.
 
Professor: Good news everyone! Twenty years ago I logged onto AOL... And it just got through! We're online!

That is SO accurate!
 
I thought it was 10 years ago? Oh well... Maybe we should have some sort of funny quotes competition or something o_O
 
Mr Cat Dog said:
I thought it was 10 years ago? Oh well... Maybe we should have some sort of funny quotes competition or something o_O
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lol. Guess who will win? XD
 
Meeeee! XD J/k. Where do you get all of your quotes from? I have to watch the episodes before I can remember anything XD
 
I'll beat ALL of you in a funny quote contest! *imaginary goats and sheep cheering* Thank you, thank you...You're all too kind.
 
Mr Cat Dog said:
Meeeee! XD J/k. Where do you get all of your quotes from? I have to watch the episodes before I can remember anything XD
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I watch them essentially, 24/7.

*kicks NiNGi to be quiet*
 
[The boiler rocks and steam hisses from it. Fry and Bender walk down the steps and find Scruffy "reading" Zero-G Juggs.]

Bender: Who are you?

Scruffy: Scruffy. The janitor.

Bender: Well why aren't you fixing the boiler?

Scruffy: Schedule conflict.

[He thumbs through the magazine.]

[Time Lapse. The boiler has stopped hissing. Bender uses his arm to wrench the pipes tightly together.]

Bender: There. Fixed forever.

[Part of the boiler flies off. Fry and Bender gasp. Steam starts filling the room.]

Scruffy: Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived. [He continues looking at the magazine. The boiler explodes. Fry and Bender scream.] Oh marmalade!
 
Mr Cat Dog said:
I don't think there's a Futurama club, as I searched for it and it came up with nothing. Anyways, in this club you can discuss everything Futuramary ^_^ So... *waits patiently for members to arrive*

Members List

- Mr Cat Dog
- MegaDitto
- Seto7Kaiba
- PGNFounder
- maya miyazono
- NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
- Biohazard Girl
- Phoenix316
- Doctor Zoidberg
- rm2k3kid
- PIKA2
- LatiosMaster
- marillmonster2000
- Aiya Quackform
- Esai

15 members
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Excuse Mr CatGog, but I already founded a Futurama club. I was away for a while, so I didn't post that much. It is there though. But, it's okay.
 
HariyamaGuy said:
Excuse Mr CatGog, but I already founded a Futurama club. I was away for a while, so I didn't post that much. It is there though. But, it's okay.
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I believe you but it's dead now anyways. So yeah. MCD created a new one.
 
Doctor Zoidberg said:
I believe you but it's dead now anyways. So yeah. MCD created a new one.
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You're right. Can i please join though? I didn't mean to accuse you MCD.
 
Leela: I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again you screwed
up. Now all the planets are gonna start crackin' wise about our mommas.
Hermes: I'm just glad my fat ugly momma isn't alive to see this day.

Fry: I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
Leela: Oh, lots of reasons.

Amy: Aw, he looks like a little insane drunken angel.

Michelle: You expect me to live in a tiny little hole?
Fry: It'd be deeper, but I'm standing on a gopher.
 
*Bender talking to "God"*
Bender: You know, I was god once.
"God": Yes I saw. You were doing well... Until everybondy died.
 
It's OK... as far as I'm concerned, you were talking to Mr CatCog... whoever he is XD *updates member list*
 
Doctor Zoidberg: We'll see what's wrong with you through this camera. *Fry opens his mouth* Guess again!

Professor: Evidence suggests it was no one but our own dear, old Fry!
*everyone gasps*
Zoidberg: I am acting astonished!
Fry: What?! *unfolds arms on shirt and reveals slogan 'I hate Bottles!'*
Professor: Oh it was a well planned crime except for one thing: THIS confession note!
*Note reads: 'Fry confesses!... From the desk of Doctor John Zoidberg'
Zoidberg: Fry you scoundrel!
Fry: Well, I don't really remember it, but I don't have the awareness to defend myself.
Professor: Well I have nothing to do but to charge you the full price for the cost of the materials: Ten dollars!
Fry: Here you go!
 
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