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The Gender Race v4.0 - [Emperors vs. Empresses]

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The Art Of Forum Ninjutsu
Fifth Edition, by Musketeer

The art of being a forum ninja has been passed down each generation by the true shinobi of vBulletin. Such sensei are around every net corner, and teach the ways to aspiring ninjas in private. For all one knows, your friend on a forum could be a ninja.

Ninjas most often acquire the title after successfully performing a mindfarting manuever in which their post has been moved after the ninja's. When the victim becomes painfully aware of such a fate, it's already too late, and their post has been assassinated. Usually on number-based threads, ninja postings jeopardize the thread, applying problems such as loss of track, confusion, and going back to edit your post.

Even after one has made many ninja assassinations to other unsuspecting victims, technically, their training isn't complete. One must ninja a mod twice in a row in order to become a true sensei.
 
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Establishing Battlefield Control... standby...

ShadowExcadrill´s forces have arrived...

I AM BACK ONLINE
 
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YESH! ANOTHA C&C PLAYER IS ONLINE! *has a seizure on the ground*

Establishing battlefield control... standby.
Reinforcements have arrived. Objectives updated.
Rendezvous with Shadow at the checkpoint.
Standby...
Paratroopers inbound.
 
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Fantastic. Let's see here...
Oil Derrick captured.
Structure garrisoned.
Building...
Construction complete.
Training...
Unit ready.
Sending extra MCV to Shadow at the checkpoint.
Low power.
Building...
Construction complete.
Power is back online.
Naval reinforcements have arrived.
Forcing a landing on nearby beach...
Landing successful.
Setting up outpost base...
 
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Silo's Needed...
Silo's Needed...
Silo's.. STFU WITH YOUR SILOS EVA!!!
 
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@Hikari: That gives me an idea... what if PC did have it's own Olympics for the 300,000 user milestone? We could compete for things like best theme, best YouTube video, best known member, etc.

@Shadow: LOL, IKR? Silos are annoying. I favor Red Alert 2, so no more silos. But in Tiberium universe, EVA is annoying, and my base has more silos than defenses.

Subterranean unit detected.
FFFFUUUUUU.....
 
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CABAL: Muahahahaha
Me: Hi CABAL, you wanna die *sends Reaper Tanks (home made tanks for Tiberian Sun)*
CABAL: FUUUUUUU
 
Red99 said:
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Um... Sorry about that, man.
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Hilarious.

Red99 said:
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Well then, you're comment tastes good. Contradictions taste good.
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I thought Snorlax has that line.

Red99 said:
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I just beat Red on HG.
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I thought you were Red.

Red99 said:
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Don't waste the sacred Starburst!!!
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I don't know why Gold bothers...

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If PC had its own Olympics and there was a contest for quirkiest avatar/signature, expect Hikari to get that gold medal.
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There is one problem in your theory:

There would be a judge (Me) who doesn't find your jokes funny.
I vote for Red.
Nuff said.

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Hmm

I remember one of these threads in another forum. Males won that one by a landslide.

Oh, and before I forget. 325.

Gosh, I really need to start posting more in forums.
 
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Do that and we will lose, dont do that, and you are a hero...
jk ;P
 
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