The Gender Race v4.0 - [Emperors vs. Empresses]

[Adam Levine]

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Sneasel: *cries* YOU STOLE MY HOT CHOCOLATE! MOM!!!
Weavile: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SON'S HOT CHOCOLATE?!
ShadowExcadrill: Uhh...*burps*
Weavile: Smells like hot chocolate. YOU DRANK IT?!
Gliscor: Can I take care of this, ma'am?
Weavile: Fine.
Gliscor: *unleashes claw moves on ShadowExcadrill*
Sneasel: Just bring me more hot chocolate.
Me: Ugh...

 

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Me: Oh no you dont claw me... PROTECT ME MINIONS
*Two Immortals appear*
Immortal: As you wish...

 

[Adam Levine]

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Me: Good thing I have Chainsaw Meowth!
Chainsaw Meowth: *wears chainsaw mask* Let's do this.
Minions: BANANA!
Meap: Meap.
Echolocator: I'm here.
David: Aww, seriously?!(Angry)
*blood shows*
Me: Bleh.
Immortals: *dead*
Gunters: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

 

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so much random stuff xD
Besides Immortals dont bleed... they are those gigantic robot things in my sig :P

Haxorus: I DISAGREE!
Ah for Skyla's sake...

 

[Adam Levine]

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Sneasel: Lampent, if you please.
Lampent: *fires laser at Immortals*
Immortals: *melting sound*

 

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Haxorus: I got pizza!
Me: My Immortals just melted to goo and you shouw up withPIZZA?!?!
Haxorus: Well...
Rhydon: We got apple juice aswell
Me: ...

 

[Adam Levine]

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THIS IS MADNESS!
Terri and Terry: *fall into a minefield*

Judge: ShadowExcadrill, you are guilty for stealing an ice weasel's hot chocolate.

 

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Escavalier: OBJECTION! My client didnt had a single idea that hot chocolate belonged to Sir Sneasel
Me: Dude... What are you doing?
Escavalier: Thats obvious... Im your lawyer
Me: Oh god...

 

[Adam Levine]

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Luvley: I decided to go to the discussion again!
Chowder: You're not in this episode...
Luvley: *disappears
Judge: YOU AND YOUR LAWYER ARE FOUND GUILTY!

 

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Escavalier: WHAT?!?! WHAT DID I DO THEN... HES THE CRIMINAL SCUM
Me: Well you are a terrible lawyer
Escavalier: I didnt finish my school properly

 

[Adam Levine]

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Judge: Escavalier, you are under arrest for not finishing school properly!!!
Escavalier's Teacher: *in a soft voice* Why...did...you...do this...to me?!
Sneasel: I think he did a very terrible experiment on you.

 

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Escavalier: i admit... i punctured him for a experiment about paralyzing people
Me: Say what now O_o

 

[Adam Levine]

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Escavalier's Teacher: You also made a chemical explosion on me!
Terri and Terry: >:(
Luvley: Oh hello.
Chowder: I SAID YOU'RE NOT IN THIS EPISODE!
Luvley: *holds power of motion and removes power to disappear*
Chowder: Dang it.
Judge: Wyncheil, Duncan, put them in my Fungeon.
Get it? Fun-dun. It's a play on words.

 

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*explodes*
Haxorus: Here we go again

 

[Adam Levine]

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Now Escavalier is sent to the Fungeon while ShadowExcadrill will be sent to the body dump.
Palpitoad: *throws ShadowExcadrill's exploded corpse in the trash*

 

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Haxorus: well who do i serve now?
Skyla: You can serve me
Haxorus: O___O

 

[Adam Levine]

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Judge: You will not like it in the Fungeon.
Sneasel: Wait, you followed us the way home.
Judge: Well, yeah. My former job was being a spy.

 

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*meanwhile in hell*

Me: Hows it going
Everyone else: SHUT UP
Me: okay okay... geez

 

[Adam Levine]

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Me: *randomly dances to salsa while making a poker face wearing nothing but a brown shirt in front of the neighborhood*
Sneasel: Where's samyak? HE STILL NEEDS TO MAKE MY HOT CHOCOLATE!

 

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Im 17 years old.. i should totally not behave like this... BUT WHO CARES >:D