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Reasons why Hikari is much cooler than Ash.

Ash Ketchum
  • Aims to be a Pokemon Master yet he still hasn't achieved it
  • Has Aura powers, yet no Lucario
  • Still 10 years old after 15 anime seasons
  • Mascot: Pikachu
  • Captured over 40 Pokemon
  • Calls Kanto his home region
  • Released lots of Pokemon
  • Has a famous hat
  • Leaves his Water Pokemon unevolved
  • His Flying-types always fully evolve
  • Won the Battle Frontier
  • Loses in most regional League Conferences
  • Loses to at least one Gym Leader in every region
  • Never caught a Legendary Pokemon
  • Never obtained an Eevee
  • Caught a Caterpie as his first Pokemon
  • Hasn't caught any Steel, Ghost or Psychic Pokemon
  • Pikachu gets reset in every new region
  • Only has Charizard and Infernape as true powerhouses
  • Always evolves his Fire Pokemon (bar Torkoal)
  • Doesn't understand type matchups
  • So noobish he used ELECTRIC attacks on Electivire... TWICE.

Hikari10
  • Always evolves her Pokemon
  • Current Hoenn, Johto and Unova Champion
  • Traveled through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh and Unova
  • Anti-Genwunner
  • Always chooses Fire or Water Starters for her partner
  • Mascot: Oshawott
  • Acts hilarious
  • Pure badass female Trainer
  • Knows all type matchups
  • Never uses ELECTRIC attacks on Electivire/Zebstrika
  • Fan of Cheren, Mei, Akuroma, Shauntal and Elesa
  • Calls Unova her home region
  • 7 years experience as a Trainer
  • Currently 19 years old
  • Was lucky to get a female Mudkip during her Hoenn journey
  • Catches Pokemon of ALL types
  • Catches all the Pokemon she can find
  • Loves her Pokemon-based memes and jokes
  • Uses so many strong Pokemon
  • Caught four Legendary Pokemon
  • Never releases her Pokemon unless if it has a bad nature/ability
  • Obtains all the Eeveelutions
  • No Aura, but she does have a Lucario
  • Knows how to catch Pokemon like a boss
  • Doesn't brag about Rattata unlike a certain Youngster
  • That smug stare... PC loves it

Hikari obviously outranks Ash. Cos she is pure awesome.

Why is Hikari much more awesome than Ash? Unlike Ash, Hikari can catch a Legendary and still retain her coolness.

Ash was darn silly when he took down a Regice and Darkrai only to lose to a beginning Trainer's Snivy.
 
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What about Gary?You can't beat him :c..

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I can't believe TheFattestSnorlax missed what happened on Friday... that user called Counterfeit copied my avatar, usertitle and signature.

I literally raged so much that she also started copying Diab_Low.

It was hilarious and I can't believe you missed it! It even spawned a hashtag - #FakeHikari
 
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