The "Hit A Member With Anything" Game [Revived]

[Aquacorde]

*falls over*

*loads shoulder-mounted hedgehog cannon*
Who wants to eat hedgehog at 100 mph?!

 

[Garouga! Bare Your Fangs!]

-counters the axe with my hammer-

 

[Aquacorde]

*fires hedgehog cannon at butterbiscuit*
*something 'splodes*

Uh-oh...

 

[Apples!]

*sends out Weavile, who charges out of the explosion, sprinting straight at TSO*

Weavile! Extremespeed!

 

[Aquacorde]

*shoots hedgehogs with extreme accuracy at Weavile while running away*

 

[Apples!]

*Weavile uses detect, and leaps straight over the Hedgehog*

*unfortunately, the hedgehog hits me instead*

*Weavile now doubles her speed*

Weavile! Pursuit! *collapses* (that hedgehog hurt)

*Weavile Pursuits strait into the fleeing TSO*

 

[Aquacorde]

*disappears momentarily*
*reappears behind Dark Pulse*
*smashes Dark Pulse in the head with a vase*
How d'you like them apples, then?! Getcher Pokemon off the battlefield!

 

[Dark Pulse94]

*explodes in a cloud of smoke, revealing a wooden log where I was*

*3 Kunai Knives come Flying towards TSO*

Operation protect Apples! now in place! Decoy succesful! *dissapears*

 

[Aquacorde]

*takes knives in right hip*
Ow.
*finds Dark Pulse and ties him to a tree*

This thread should actually be called Violent Actions Of Mass Destruction Against Other Members

 

[Maraala]

*startles a Witch*

SAMMYSKITTY HAS STARTLED THE WITCH!

*throws the Startled Witch*

 

[Aquacorde]

*catches flying Witch*
*sets her on the tied-up Dark Pulse*

 

[Apples!]

ABSOL! Night Slash!

*Absol uses Night Slash on Dark Pulse's bindings, freeing him from the tree*

now! Gliscor! X-Scizor!

*Gliscor Swoops down from a tree, slicing right through TSO*

you can't beat BOTH of us...

 

[Maraala]

*pulls out shotgun*
*points it at Dark*
You sure bout that, zombie?

 

[Aquacorde]

*heals up* Ahh, bacta, how I love you...
GET. YOUR. POKEMON. OUT. OF. THE. BATTLEFIELD.
*murders all of the Pokemon and Apples/DP with hedgehog cannon*

 

[Apples!]

ZOMBIE! What gave you that idea!?

*Apples! Stalls Sammy long enough for Weavile to come smashing into her shotgun, rendering her defenseless*

actually, yes. I think I do!

 

[Aquacorde]

Seriously. This is not a place for Pokemon. STOP IT.

*borrows Joe's hammer to smash Apples/DP's skull*

 

[Apples!]

*realises all his pokemon have fainted*

wha!? okay, lets not get crazy...

*runs away*

 

[Aquacorde]

*finds sniper rifle*
A moving target is always more fun...

 

[Maraala]

Pfffft You should learn by now that Sammy, #1 Zombie Survivailist/Killer, carries more than one weapon!

*pulls out crowbar*
*hits Anna-chan upside the head*

Uh-oh...

 

[Aquacorde]

...Ow.
*turns very slowly, hedgehog cannon in hand*

*shoots Dev at close range*