I had the freakiest dream...
So Hidan, Kakuzu, and my friend Kura were messing around with the cops (Kakuzu was breaking into their safe, Hidan was freaking the cops out (they shot him and obviously he didn't die), and Kura was spraypainting Jashin symbols on teh walls. XD)...
And Itachi took me to the doctor... (OMG OROCHIMARU WAS THE SECRETARY AT THE DESK!) Kabuto was the doctor... and he gave me a checkup sorta... this is sorta how it went.
Kabuto: *comes out with me, I am looking a little freaked out* Itachi...
Itachi: *looks up* Yes?
Kabuto: I don't know if this is good news or bad news... but Myra... Myra's pregnant.
Itachi: WHAT?!
Kabuto: ...you should have thought ahead and used protection...
Itachi: They can do that in this dimension? NOW you tell me?!
Kabuto: Ok, look... I know it's illigal... but I can do it...
Me: Hm?
Kabuto: I can abort it.
Itachi: You can?
Me: NO!
Itachi: Myra, you're FOURTEEN! Your mother doesn't know about me... but if she discovers you're pregnant then you're done for!
Me: But it's YOUR child, Itachi...
Itachi: But Myra... what should we DO?
Me: ...I'll run away with you...
Itachi: And... join the Akatsuki? You'd really... you'd really elope, Myra?
Me: ...anything for you.
Then Itachi swept me off my feet... and then I woke up. ._. This was my response:
Me: ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Damn.