The "Infinite" "Wisdom" of Shanghai Alice

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Am I allowed to answer questions as well whenever I feel like it? 8D
I have been needing a new Auxiliary Shrine Maiden...

Alright, prove you'd be a good shrine maiden:

Post your love of Kanade Tenshi, without using the letter S.

(Azure, I still love you as my Shrine Maiden! Really!)
 
Does that mean I'm approved?
AN S! YOU INSTANTLY FAIL! GET OUT!

(But, yes, it does. Here, put on this... admittedly skimpy Auxiliary Shrine Maiden uniform. Err... Yeah, sorry about that. All the other ones were... set on fire randomly. This is the last one left. Put it on.)

>Shanghai: BUT YES IT DOES. HERE PUT ON THIS... ADMITTEDLY SKIMPY AUXILIARY SHRINE MAIDEN UNIFORM. ERR... YEAH SORRY ABOUT THAT. ALL THE OTHER ONES WERE... SET ON FIRE RANDOMLY. THIS IS THE LAST ONE LEFT. PUT IT ON.

>GOT x1
AUXILIARY SHRINE MAIDEN UNIFORM
 
Oh, Shanghai Alice
How do you decide between two thing's you like?
 
Shanghai Arisu writes down the two alternatives on fifteen notes out of the finest of papyrus, AKA candy wrapping, shoves them all in a bottle and throws it in the sea.

By the time the words have been erased by the salty water, the problem will be forgotten and unimportant, and you will recover from any sickness. Except cancer.
 
Shanghai Alice, what is your username?
 
-.-" Okay, our internet connection is now stable.

To answer Massacre.: If Karma's on duty that day you'd get a pointy bit stuck in your intestines and get a serious internal infection. And die. If not, well... The neighbors are your biggest concern. This is all theoretical, correct? Academic curiosity.

Right?

-Conjures iPhone i*- "Hello, is Karma at home? It's about her schedule..."

...And Diablerie: You live in Australia? Yes. No exceptions, spiders in Australia are poisonous and will make you die. Well, they may also be big enough to fit over your face, in which case the poison issue begins to become irrelevant, because what the heck man it's big enough to fit over your face get it off. That's a law of physics.


*-7 is getting too close to reality. I'm losing supernatural reception!
 
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