The "Infinite" "Wisdom" of Shanghai Alice

[Shanghai Alice]

I know the first one is double negative :/
But I'm not gonna check the second one.

NOT A QUESTION. GET OUT.

On a side note...

Looking out the window of the shrine (More like an opening in the wood), the Sage lets out a mighty sigh. "Azure," he mutters to his miko, "They... just don't have faith like they used to..."

Bringing a cup of Conveniently Existing Tea to his lips, Shanghai sighs again. "We'll have to... do something, else the Old Ways die out... Wait..." A smile spreads across his face. "I've got it! I know what we can do!"

Smashing the cup to the floor, Shanghai dramatically stands up, and spins around. "Time..." an unnecessary hand flourish, "to cause an incident!"

*Cue PC 10: Big Hill of Shanghai*

 

[twistedpuppy]

Dear Alice,
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Snow Phoenix]

On average about how many touhou related posts do you get per month, oh great one.

And third of all... why in the world did I decide to skip the number 2 and ask question number 3?

One last question, oh great one. Who do you look up to? Zun? Kevin? A rock? Falcon Punch? The number purple?

 

[Shanghai Alice]

Dear Alice,
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Is this assuming they've invented the Maxim Gun, or are going with an M1? Because woodarms increase chucking capacity by... quite a bit.

On average about how many touhou related posts do you get per month, oh great one.

I could recite all the digits of pi before I'd be finished counting them.

And third of all... why in the world did I decide to skip the number 2 and ask question number 3?

I could recite all the digits of pi before I could finish telling you.

One last question, oh great one. Who do you look up to? Zun? Kevin? A rock? Falcon Punch? The number purple?

I could recite all the digits of pie before I could finish telling you my opinions on these people.

But I look up to whoever the lead is in the current anime.

So, in this case, MamiHomerun-chan.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

How much would you pay me for me to post here?

 

[Meduza]

Shanghai Alice, who taught you all your wisdom you have now?

 

[Vyro]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[tkallab]

My lower back hurts. Why?

Trollin

 

[Shanghai Alice]

Shanghai Alice, who taught you all your wisdom you have now?

*Intense sweating* Why... Uuuhh... The University of... Prestige... and... Wisdom... of course...

I'M LEGITIMATE.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

REPEAT QUESTION.

SEND IN THE COMBAT MIKOS.

My lower back hurts. Why?

BECAUSE IT'S KILLIN' ME.

Oh, wait, that's only for the face.

...wait, you seem to have a... Yeah, that's it... That's... Ugh, you need to get that checked...

You have an invisible machete lodged in your back.

Trollin

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*HEAD EXPLODES*

Hey-o, Shangai! It's Reimu again, making sure you can pay for that illegal order of-

...Shanghai?

SHANGHAI!?

YOU FOOLS! YOU BROKE SHANGHAI!

 

[Vyro]

Should I go punch my friend Katherine for no reason?

 

[Meduza]

Team Edward or Team Jacob? XD

 

[Shanghai Alice]

Should I go punch my friend Katherine for no reason?

She's a witch.

Now, you have a reason.

Team Edward or Team Jacob? XD

Team Furude Rika Will Get Revenge, nipaah~

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Why didn't you answer my last question? ;~;

You meanie.

 

[Vyro]

Okay. I punched her. Now what?

 

[Shanghai Alice]

Why didn't you answer my last question? ;~;

You meanie.

Please Deposit Twenty-Five Cents.

Okay. I punched her. Now what?

RUN! WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE? RUN, YOU FOOL!

 

[tkallab]

Who exactly is the rapist in Linkin Park? Is it the lead singer?

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Do I have something on my face?

 

[Shanghai Alice]

Who exactly is the rapist in Linkin Park? Is it the lead singer?

Well, obviously, it's Ray Pist.

Do I have something on my face?

Yeah, it's right... Errr... Gads, that thing is ugly...

Um, nevermind...

 

[tkallab]

If you draw bad comics, do they get better if you draw more of them?

 

[Shanghai Alice]

If you draw bad comics, do they get better if you draw more of them?

I stabbed my artwork several times with a knife.

What do you think?