The "Infinite" "Wisdom" of Shanghai Alice

[Åzurε]

Because internets is the way of the future, Pokey. TV is becoming obsolete.

1,666 views. It's a sign. 666 is counting to three. 8|

 

[Shanghai Alice]

Ha! 1,666 views! PERFECT!


Ummm... yeah, this thread sorta stagnated due to band camp.

BUT IT'S OVA NOW.

 

[Jordan]

Where can I find all the volumes for Tsubasa Chronicles, Mr. Shangai?

 

[Maraala]

Ha! 1,666 views! PERFECT!


Ummm... yeah, this thread sorta stagnated due to band camp.

BUT IT'S OVA NOW.

One time at Band Camp.... XD

Why is OT half-dead all the time?

 

[Solo.]

Shanghai Alice the knowledge guy!

When will i defeat Megaman and prove to him the impotence of link power?

 

[Shanghai Alice]

Where can I find all the volumes for Tsubasa Chronicles, Mr. Shangai?

In Japan. Americans never get anything cool. D:

One time at Band Camp.... XD

Why is OT half-dead all the time?

Ah, Band Camp... The infamous comic book year...

ANYWAY.

OT is half-dead because of the Zombie game. Shut that down, and you will revivify everyone.

Shanghai Alice the knowledge guy!

When will i defeat Megaman and prove to him the impotence of link power?

Heh heh. IMPOTENCE.

*Cough*

Ask Azure.

 

[Jordan]

Then does Canada have a chance at getting cool stuff?

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Why do you apparently think everyone lives in America, Shangy? :D

...In America!

 

[Åzurε]

Shanghai Alice the knowledge guy!

When will i defeat Megaman and prove to him the impotence of link power?

Never. You're what we in the biz call a rival. You're second banana, no matter how cool you look. And as far as canon goes you never beat him. Well, not without an unfair advantage. Then later he whips you anyway.

The only way I could help you is if your fanbase got so crazy that you got pushed into your own game. The Zero to Geo's X. And your series is all but dead, anyways. I hope this helped. Have fun in obscurity!

(actually, I thought Solo was an awesome character. Needs moar Star Force)

Why do you apparently think everyone lives in America, Shangy? :D

...In America!

You're the one thinking unrealistically, Sticky. Everyone does live in America!, it's just...

Oh, wait. You're not there yet. Disregard that.

 

[Maraala]

Sammy wants to know why Blue is so awesome!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I have $100. What do I buy?

 

[Åzurε]

I have $100. What do I buy?

This crisp, new $20 bill, of course!

 

[Shanghai Alice]

*Walks into thread, throwing up intestines*

Hello everybody! Shanghai Alice is back, after being unable to walk straight for five days, thanks to the nastiest fever known to mankind.

Wait, I still can't walk properly.

BUT I CAN TYPE.

SO HERE GOES.

I should be doing my book reports or something. School started two days ago...

Then does Canada have a chance at getting cool stuff?

...Canada has a chance of suffering my horrible wrath, that's for sure...

....CANADA. I'M WATCHING YOU.

Why do you apparently think everyone lives in America, Shangy? :D

...In America!

Huh? Isn't America the Center of the Universe, and also the only country with running water and awesome?

Never. You're what we in the biz call a rival. You're second banana, no matter how cool you look. And as far as canon goes you never beat him. Well, not without an unfair advantage. Then later he whips you anyway.

The only way I could help you is if your fanbase got so crazy that you got pushed into your own game. The Zero to Geo's X. And your series is all but dead, anyways. I hope this helped. Have fun in obscurity!

(actually, I thought Solo was an awesome character. Needs moar Star Force)

What he said. I played Chrono Trigger, Aero the Acrobat, etc. Not Megaman.

You're the one thinking unrealistically, Sticky. Everyone does live in America!, it's just...

Oh, wait. You're not there yet. Disregard that.

...what he said. My head still hurts, and I'm pretty sure this is what a hangover would feel like...

Sammy wants to know why Blue is so awesome!

Because it's so magically glitched up. Hours of glitchy fun can be had by ruthlessly destroying your cartridge, one byte at a time.

Take a big byte out of your cartridge's lifespan!

I have $100. What do I buy?

This bridge I want to sell you.

This crisp, new $20 bill, of course!

Or that.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

What's the meaning of life, universe and everything? D:

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I have $20 now. What do?

 

[GlacyKitty]

Why did you think Sammy meant Pokemon Blue? Sammy meant the Trainer named Blue....

 

[Pokestick good times.]

I wanna change my question: what's the meaning of life, universe and everything, AND lollipops?

 

[Shanghai Alice]

DYNAMIC FREAKIN' ENTRY, HOLMES.
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What's the meaning of life, universe and everything? D:

The life, the universe, and everything are all similar. Creation, boring life, destruction.

No, it's not 42. Shanghai don't play that.

I have $20 now. What do?

Break it into $1s, and make a fan. Or, as Yui did, smack yourself in the face with the fan.

Why did you think Sammy meant Pokemon Blue? Sammy meant the Trainer named Blue....

Shanghai believes what Shanghai wants to believe. Questions regarding why I assumed something are to be shot and/or mocked.

And you know what they say about assuming. It makes an ass out of you an Azure.

I wanna change my question: what's the meaning of life, universe and everything, AND lollipops?

Reply Hazy. Ask again never.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

I stole $80 from jigglyppuff8, what do I do? :D

 

[Shanghai Alice]

I stole $80 from jigglyppuff8, what do I do? :D

Give me a $40 cut to stay silent. :D