Oh man way too many storys...
Like in History last year (compulsary Australian History course, boring as hell) we always our teacher a hard time, simply because he was such an easy target. There was one time at the begining of the lesson we were all in the room and the teacher hadn't come yet so someone hung up a condom on the light switch, good fun when he went to turn on the light. The funny thing is, someone recorded it and put it on youtube and they were the ones who got in trouble for it, for some privacy crap. For the rest of that year he was the scapegoat for anything.
And then there's last year's geography, teacher was awesome so he just wrote some notes and what to do on the board, no-one did it and everyone was happy. Our class had amazing co-operation. For example someone would pass someone elses bag to the person next to them and in less than one minute it would have reached the other side of the room, been emptied, put inside out, have everything put back inside it and be back in its original position, fully
nuggeted'. We did this in English once and the teacher loved the concept, he thought it was great! :laugh:
And of course, Science a few years ago, we had an awesome teacher who gave us a practical almost every lesson. I have doubts about whether or not she has ever looked at the syllabus though. One time she was doing some chemistry thing (which, by the way, she made me hold) and it started making some thick smokey stuff all up in my face so we took it outside and another Science teacher came out of another class and went ape "poop" (damn forum censor), apparently what she was doing was toxic and pretty dangerous. :laugh:
Can't forget one commerce lesson around 2 years ago, we had some subsitute teacher (known as Big Bird at our school, she's some old lady who seriously looks like big bird) and these two guys were playing "The Penis Game" (For those who don't know, the penis game is a game played in a public area where two people take turns saying penis louder than the last person. The winner is the guy who can say penis the loudest.) and they had just started so they were whispering. Some guy (who obviously didn't understand the concept) heard them whipsering penis multiple times and yells out "IT'S OK TO SAY PENIS YOU KNOW!".
There's English a few years ago, we had this coffee-addict teacher and I managed to find a digital photo of his face so this guy prints out an A4 page of just the small picture tiled at least 20 times and we went around sticking them all around the room. We put one on his chair, face down with glue on the back and when he sat down,
he had his face on his arse! As one of my friend's described it, "He smiled at me, then he leaned over and was still smiling at me."
Lunchtime at school with my year is always fun, 100%, no matter what the hell is going on. We/They always find an extremely random way for hilarious mischief/violence. A few weeks ago someone found a long bit of string and we just went around tying things up. Now, on the left of this certain path, there are poles and on the right is a wall with bars so we tied a length of string across a part of the path and began to divert traffic (this year we became seniors [year 11 and 12 count as seniors in our system] so we have a different uniform, younger students automatically listen to our special shirts so we can get away with a considerable amount :P ) anyway, this was all sweet until the deputy principal decided to walk by. Everyone scattered in the most suspicious act I have ever seen and I am still surprised that she didn't do anything after that.
And of course there are other acts of random mischief/violence which I can't forget, like the phase we went through where you'd get someone to get on their hands and knees and stand behind someone else then you push them over. Good fun.
I warned you I had a lot of stories, and you just made me very happy reminising :P
