Manaphy1128
We're Making Gods
- 867
- Posts
- 17
- Years
- Age 28
- *shoots self*
- Seen Dec 11, 2010
Okay, but it totally sucks so far and will stay that way. I'm a crappy writer and I like it. So lets see here...
xxxHolic Volume 1
There are a great many strange things in this world….
But no matter how odd or incredible something may be….
If a human does not touch it….
If a human does not see it….
If a human is not involved in it…
It is simply something that happened.
Simply a matter that fades with time.
Humans.
Mankind.
**** sapiens.
Humans are the most profoundly mysterious living things in the world!
But no matter how odd or incredible something may be….
If a human does not touch it….
If a human does not see it….
If a human is not involved in it…
It is simply something that happened.
Simply a matter that fades with time.
Humans.
Mankind.
**** sapiens.
Humans are the most profoundly mysterious living things in the world!
Chapter One
"I told you…GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!" he yelled at the spirit. It was, shall I say, "glomping him", like it was trying to eat him…which it probably was.
"Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!:" he kept running. No one looked, since no one could see it.
"I decide to go out for a short walk and these enormous things start to chase me! What the hell is the problem?! And why doesn't anybody seem to see it!"
More glomping.
"GET YOUR FAT BEHIND OFF ME!"
By then, the thing had smashed him to the ground and lay on top of him, trapping him in a corner.
"CUT THE CRAP!!" he yelled, bamming the street with his palm.(Which would look very obscure to see this sight.)
He lay his hand on the fence he was backed up to. In the peril, the thing disappeared, almost evaporated into thin air, as they say it.
"Eh?" he fist stared at his hand.
"What was that? Ah-" he looked at the house the fence belonged to.
"This house sure is weird!!"
That's when it pulled him.
The, let's call it, 'invisible force' started to push him towards the doors.
"Wha-? H-Hey!! Hold on a second!"
He grabbed out towards the fence, in search of something to hold on to.
"I said wait!! It's not right to walk into somebody's house without asking!"
The 'invisible force', having no ears or magic breaking order, pushed on, towards the door and the oddity house.
"EEEYYAAHH!" he was forced into the house with a last press.
"Welcome to our humble home!" to girls chimed in before him. One with two long blue braids and one with a short pink 'do with small balls of hair on top, these two were truly a sight to behold to a normal human. Especially the fact these were not wigs and were not dyed.
"No…That is…I'm not.." he stumbled upon his words, not really explaining well his situation.
"Mistress, we have a guest!" the pick hair girl laughed.
"Mistress, we have a guest!" the blue haired one repeated in the same manner.
They shot their hands out and grabbed onto him, tugging him forwards through the building.
"No… I'm really not.." he tried to form the correct words. "L-Look! My legs ran in here on their own!"
Seeing as they reached were they were going, the girls stopped.
"That's proof that your coming to visit was 'Hitzuen'". A voice slipped out from the door.
The pink haired child pushed the door open wide.
There sitting on the couch in there was a woman. She was sprawled over ithe hair, stringy and balck, was tossed over, as I say. She had a pipe in her hand, one that in use, but un-occupied
"Hitzuen?" he asked her.
She lifted her head slightly, going on to tell him, " 'Hitzuen'…A naturally foreordained event. A state in which other outcomes are impossible. A result which other outcomes are impossible. A result that can only be obtained by a single casuality and other casualties would necessarily create different results."
"So reads the Kodansha Japanese Desk Dictionary, Second Edition." She finished her explanation.
"………..And?" he asked, lifting one eyebrow so.
"…..You're rather stupid, aren't you?" she countered.
"You're a stupid kid!" the pink headed one sang out.
"You're a stupid kid!: the blur haired one repeated.
"What's your damage?!" he yelled at them.
He went on. "Excuse me. I'm not really a guest. I happened to touch your fence and after that, my body's been acting strangely. That is to say, my legs started to move on their own. I know it sounds like I'm making up excuses…"
"That is because, there is a ward on the fence."
"What?"
" 'Ward.' (Kekkai') A rescriction placed on an entrance so as not to interpurret buddisht training. A set of boundaries. Inner sacntrum and outer nave. Exit and entry forbidden. Kodansha's-"
He interrupted. "ENOUGH OF THAT!!"
"You..have a bad temper, don't you?" she asked her rhetorical question.
"A bad tempered kid!"
"A bad tempered kid!" the girls rang out
"ENOUGH OF THAT TOO!" he yelled to them.
"Your name?" she asked.
"What?"
"What is your name?"
"Kimihiro Watanuki." He answered.
"That's spelled with the characters for April First.. The 'Watanuki' part."
"Eh?! How did… I never said how it was spelled!" Watanuki was amazed by this woman.(As would I be.)
"Your birthday?" she had a smile plastered on her face, probably because she was enjoying his reaction.
"A-April First."
"Who would ever give out their name and birthday to a complete stranger?!" she made a comment, showing how amusing she thought this was.
"THEN WHAT ARE YOU ASKING FOR?!"
"We aren't connected, are we? With the knowledge of a person's name, one can lay hold of a piece of the persons soul. With the knowledge of a birthdate, one is able to lay hold the plot of the life path birth to present to from now onward."
"Um…Hello?" Watanuki waved his hand to her.
"You wish to know my name?" the woman asked.
"No, I wasn't asking that-"
"It's Yuko. Yuko Ichihara" she told him.
"And yet you tell me anyway." Watanuki was a little bit annoyed by now.
"Of course that is an assumed name." Yuko said.
"AND YOU LIE ABOUT IT TOO!"
"These children here," Yuko ignored him. "Are," she pointed to the blue haired girl, "are Maru" now pointing to the pink haired girl, "and Moro."
"By the way, their full names are, Maru-Dashi and Moro-Dashi. Cute names, don't you think?" Yuko asked, all the while Maru and Moro singing, "Cute, Cute!" in the background.
"THEY ARE NOT CUTE NAMES!"
"I've had it!" Watanuki started towards the door. "You guys make no sense, so if you'll excuse me!"
----------
Yeah, that's all I have right now. Yes, I know, horrible. I blame me.