And yes (Oaky, this is like, such a weird joke) I thought of this at this really big thing in Canton where you can buy tons of crap. It was odd.
*Psst! Sakura! Grab the gun! Shoot Syaoran! Shoot him before all the trouble starts!*
Sakura:*Notices gun* "What's this?"
Syaoran:"I don't know."
Sakura:"It has a trigger."
Syaoran:"And?"
Sakura:"Let's see what happens if I pull it.
*FA-POW*
Sakura:"Oh, a bullet comes out."
Syaoran:"Really?"
Sakura:"Are you bleeding?"
Syaoran;'Yeah."
Sakura:"You'd better take care of that. You sure a bullet comes out?"
Syaoran:"yeah."
Sakura:"Let me see.."
*FA-POW*
Syaoran:You bleeding?"
Sakura:"Yeah."
Syaoran:"I hear Fai coming."
Fai:"What's this?"
Sakura/Syaoran:"NO!FAIDON-"
Fai:"It has a trigger."
Sakura/Syaoran:NO!WAIT-"
*FA-POW*
Fai:"Why didn't you tell me a bullet'll come out.
I hear Kurogane."
Kurogane:"What's this?"
Sakura/Syaoran:"WAIT!DON'TDO-"
Kurogane:"It has a trigger."
Sakura/Syaoran:"YESAN-"
*FA-POW*
Kurogane:"Why didn't you tell me a bullet'll come out?"
Fai:They didn't tell me either."
Kurogane:I hear someone coming."
Fei-Wang Reed:"What's this?"
Fai:*whisper*What's he doing here?"
Syaoran:"I dunno."
..................
Fei-Wang Reed:"It has a trigger."
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*FA-POW*
Fei-Wang Reed:"Why didn't you tell me a bullet'll come out?"
Fai:Because your evil and you deserve to die. And they didn't tell me."
Kurogane:"Me neither."
Fai:"I here someone coming"
"What's this?"
Fei-Wang Reed:"Whose she?"
Syaoran:"Shut up.
Fai:"Wait...Aren't you Tohru from Fruits Basket?"
Tohru:"Yeah."
Sakura:"Fai...do you read that manga?"
Fai:"...............Maybe.
Tohru:"It has a trigger."
....................
*FA-POW*
Tohru:"Why didn't you tell me a bullet'll come out?!"
Fai:"Because your not even from this manga...And they didn't tell me either."
Kurogane:"Me neither."
Fei-Wang Reed:"Me neither.
Fai:I here someone coming."
"What's this?"
Fai:Is that Paris Hilton?"
Sakura:"Yeah."
..................
Paris Hilton:"This is hot. It has a trigger."
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*FA-POW*
Paris Hilton:'Why didn't you telk me a hot bullet'll come out?"
Fai:Becasue your a self-obssesd moron eith a ton of money you don't share and say the word hot too much. And they didn't tell me."
Kurogane:"Me neither."
Fei-Wang Reed:"Me neither."
Tohru:"Me neither."
Fai:"Why are you still here Tohru?"
Tohru:"I dunno."
Fai:"So now."
*Tohru walks out*
Fai:I here someone coming."
Fye*:"What's this?"
Kurogane:"Isn't he like, dead?"
Fai:"Yeah and-"
Sakura:"And why do you look th-"
Fai:"Okay, go shoot yourself!"
Fye:"Huh?"
Fai:"Gun."
Fye:"It has a trigger."
.................
*FA-POW*
Fye:"Later."
Fai:"I here someone coming."
Syoran:"Is that a Care Bear?"
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This is becasue I was on Wikipedia and stuff and I looked in Fai and it said really Fai was dead and the Fai we saw was actually Yuui and stuff, but I can't trust Wikipedia, correct me if I'm wrong.
Yeah, I know. It was stupid. But it was my favorite one to write.
Like, peace out, maannnnnnnn.