i'll drink ketchup like a glass of water! It's the best condiment ever!
Mustard's second place, though. I don't like it on burgers, but try putting in in Baked Beans with a little worsch, erm, worsteci, well, you know. The sauce that starts with W. W sauce, Mustard, and brown sugar, when added to baked beans, make them better than anything. Besides lasagna. Lasagna is the king of all foods!
also, next time you make macaroni & cheese(Kraft), put a cup of frozen peas to cook in the boiling water whan you add the macaroni, add a can of tuna when you drain the macaroni, and put some real cheese in it when you add the fake powder-cheese stuff. Mac & Cheese with Tuna & Peas. Sounds gross, I know, but it is Queen of all pastas(lasagna being king)