The Most Important Poll Ever--Other Entertainment Edition

In a battle to the death, who would win?

  • Billie Joe

    Votes: 27 51.9%
  • Edward Scissorhands

    Votes: 25 48.1%

  • Total voters
    52
I did o.o; Might I point out he actually isn't the person to fight? I mean not that Billie is either...o_O; Billie is actually disturbed from guns, needless to say...hence they actually wouldn't fight each other XD
 
Not true XD I rather disagree...humans aren't like that XD
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA whos the idiot who gave you the idea fore this thread first u Have way to much imagination and one guy is like dead and HAS SCIZORS FORE HANDS

im so sorry its just too funny
 
First of all, no need to compare Bille Joe Armstrong to Edward Sissorhands, it's just sick and WRONG.

Secand of all, Billie Joe would win of course. Give Billie Joe the choice of his weapon, well, let's just say Eddie go bye-bye.

Awesome pic of Billie by the way.

oh yeah:

One man has skizzors...one man has an ugly face ._.

EASY!

you'll be in trouble that one, I'm pretty sure a whole lot of people are gonna be mad!
(P.S. I'm one of them. .::angry face::.)

just warning you. O.O
 
Omg agreed == people are so freaking immature it's not even funny...
 
Mario the World Champion said:
I thought this thread was about a death match?

It definitely is, I just think people have a) gotten a bit off topic, and b) not yet realized that death matches involve DEATH.
 
v.v

Okay.
First of all...people...
How would Billie win when Edward has...*dramatic music* scissors for hands!? *record player playing the dramatic music explodes for no aparent reason.* Homigawd! Billie`s gonna...sing him to death and...mainstreak punk rock his *** off. v.v
Yea~~No. Edward Scissorhands would totally win.
 
Thomas-san said:
Billie would freaking smash him over the head with his guitar! And it is an electric guitar so it could kill that sissor freak.

Especially if it was plugged in.... XD...

Then he'd be frickin electricuted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cuz he's got fricken metal on him so he'll be burnt to a crisp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh yeah, I'm so smart like that....

XD
 
If you could get electrocuted from touching an electric guitar nobody would have ever played one o_o;

Edward is incredibly durable...he's armored by multiple layers of clothing and was not created like humans so cannot die like them. The only way to kill Edward is to crumble his heart, which was made of a sugar cookie, and there's absolutely no way Billie could do that. One swing, a likely miss, and there's no way Billie could rebound in time to protect himself from a head-on scissoring.
 
1) Billie looks like him only in a weird demented sort of way.
2) Edward would chop his limbs off.....after all his fingers are sharp metal pokie thingies you people might call "scissors".
 
1.) Do they look alike?
Not really, just the black...

And the more pressing issue...

2.) In a battle to the death, which one of them would win?

I'm sure Billie could defend himself with a guitar against scissors. Probably wouldn't even need one, just his guitar case and a couple bashings on the guy's head would do the job. *talks like a mobster*
 
1. They don't look alike.
2. Edward <3 would kick Bille's arse >>
 
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