The Most Useless Pokemon Award

Magickarp is useful cause it evolves into Gyrados.
Ditto for breeding purposes.
Shuckle can be borderline useful if used correctly.


But Dunsparce?
Yeah, eff Dunsparce.
 
Well,there is 1 pokemon who's a lot worser than every other Pokemon.
I'm surprised no one have said it.
It's........................
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....................Beldum
I mean,a basic pokemon with only one attack=Worse
But a pokemon with ONE attack that is Take Down....I think even Magikarp is more useful
 
pkmntrainerpaul said:
Well,there is 1 pokemon who's a lot worser than every other Pokemon.
I'm surprised no one have said it.
It's........................
.............................
.............................
....................Beldum
I mean,a basic pokemon with only one attack=Worse
But a pokemon with ONE attack that is Take Down....I think even Magikarp is more useful
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At least it CAN attack.
Plus it evolves into HxC
 
I have to say Delibird. I hate the idea of it. I also hate the way it looks. it's stats are so pathetic for it ever to be useful. And comparing it with Articuno really makes it look bad. It's nice to catch, but after that it could rot in the box for the remainder of my game.

Their babies lol... they may be useless, but still... they are babies, and I love Igglybuff ha ha
 
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Oh I have a full list :
Magikarp (you know it :) )
Feebas (know it too :):) )
Rattata (what's good at this :):):):) )
And the 1st place goes to....

Bidoof and Bibarel !
:) Both EPICLY fail :)
 
Oh nooooessss but I loooove Delibird. DD: That's like saying you hate Santa!

With that aside, I'm nice and don't think any Pokemon is useless. ^_^ I'll use any Pokemon you stick me with.
 
Unown is almost useful because it gets you seals in D/P... I like writing my Pokemon's names on their capsules. If they just SOLD the seals it would be totally #1 on the useless chart. Though my cousin actually trained one as her main Pokemon in Gold... weirdo. lol

So, instead of Unown, I nominate Dunsparce because no one in their right mind would ever train a Dunsparce for any reason.
 
Oh goody, we poke fun at useless pokemon as individuals.

Sunkern

He has the lowest base stats in the game.
I think it was somewhere around 40 for each stat if I'm not wrong.
Not only that, but the evolution of Sunkern isn't even that good, its new sprite looks really fat.
The only thing it has in for it is perfect pokethlon stats, which is kinda weird, considering that sunkern(and ditto) is a perfect score pokemon.
 
I'd nominate Unown (one move, weak stats, doesn't evolve), Sunkern (weakest stats), Magikarp (need I say more?) and Feebas (almost as bad as Magikarp), but they already have been nominated.
 
So, instead of Unown, I nominate Dunsparce because no one in their right mind would ever train a Dunsparce for any reason.
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I know a certain land snake member that would disagree. :P

Also, I feel like such a loser for actually liking most of the Pokemon that are mentioned. I prefer Sunflora over Sunkern, though. Pretty sunflower~
 
really isn't a "uselss" pokemon they are all special in there own way^^

for example magikarp may be useless if your a newb at battling but after a belly drum + agility baton pass flail will ohko anything not named registeel.

another thing is i could probaly put up an arguement on how some of these pokemon you are calling useless can sweep whole top-notch ou teams.

and don't hate on dunsparce do you want to be on the other end of serene grace headbutt? yeh thought so.
 
SilverSmeargleSplatter said:
I know a certain land snake member that would disagree. :P

Also, I feel like such a loser for actually liking most of the Pokemon that are mentioned. I prefer Sunflora over Sunkern, though. Pretty sunflower~
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At least most of them look cute.*pats*


here is another fail pokemon.

Nosepass
Alright, so it has god awful attack stats. It also has pretty bad moves to use, and is actually liked by Roxanne, so that spells trouble already.
But it also has those horrid abilities. Magnet pull is useless unless you are trying to find a Steelix in Iron Island, which is about one of the few steel pokemon that are good in the game. And sturdy....well, that is self explanatory. I have never seen anyone use a 1HKO move unless it is Mind Reading Articuno, and even then, barely anyone uses Articuno what with it being NU and all.
Lastly, it lacks the character(and nosehair afro) that it's evolution probopass has.
*smogon.com link removed*
*image removed*
Seriously.
 
Well, yeah, I was going by more in battle. But they do have their advantages. Sunkern is one of the best in the Pokethlon; Magikarp has a great evo; Feebas is elusive and I like collecting Pokemon, so is thus uber XD; Unown, I just like the whole forme thing.
 
Most useless pokemon goes to... Lvl 5. Ralts
Growl nuff said
 
I agree- Ralts is far from useless haha. The stupid lv7-9 Zubats are TRULY pieces of work:X Damn confuse ray is so annoying...:S

Arceus has got to take #1 though, because it is just horrible. 720BS or not. Haha. Seriously a goat god... Seriously GF? Seriously...
 
I'll go with a freshly caught metapod
 
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