The Neverending FIVE Word Story! :D

[loliwin]

I'm pretty sure there is no other thread like this at the moment. Basically, we have to make a neverending story with five words in a post.

I'll also add a slight twist. You cannot use the words the above poster used! XD

So i'll start!

In a smoky hot desert...

 

[Pokestick good times.]

..A man was sitting on...

 

[loliwin]

An icy chair, which had...

 

[Pokestick good times.]

...the strangest case of horrible...

 

[loliwin]

and saw a huge monkey....

 

[Arma]

...with eyes as big as...

 

[Pokestick good times.]

...Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. So...

 

[nm legend]

....he attacked the monkey with....

 

[649]

...a baseball bat loudly, then...

 

[Spinor]

...Farted on the monkey when...

 

[Palkia]

...The hamster reached for a....

 

[nm legend]

........pair of scissors to cut......

 

[Spinor]

... off the monkey's hands because...

 

[loliwin]

....he saw it touching a...

 

[Diablerie]

...forbidden mystical epic awesome chocolately...

 

[Vyro]

Large, hairy, sweaty, ugly cow...

 

[A Pixy]

...until Kinnikuman came to start...

 

[Regeneration]

...the car from Mars which...

 

[loliwin]

..exploded in explodedness after Superman had..

 

[Regeneration]

...bottle which he threw into...