A Space Adventure...
The starship Enterprise travels soundlessly through space towards the planet Jupiter where they are to rendezvous with the alien race of the florkinshnorvins. Suddenly...alarms begin to go off.
Lightning: Captain Trace! We are in big trouble! The evil leader of the florkinshnorvins have decided to attack us!
Trace: What? You mean...Kaydee is attacking us?
Lightning: Yes! If we do not surrender Kaydee is going to kidnap us and keep us as slaves to fulfil their freakish fetish for...
Trace: Oh no not...
Lightning: Yes. Kaydee seeks to convert us to the side of evil to fulfil their cheese fetish...
Trace: We must not tolerate this! Prepare the ship for battle!
Lightning: Okay!
Lightning bursts into action, flicking switch after switch, readying missiles to be fired at the ship of the evil Kaydee. Within seconds it is ready.
Trace: Okay do we have our phaser-cannons ready?
Lightning: We most certainly do!
Trace: Then fire them, you idiot!
The cannons are fired at the enemy ship, explosions can be heard outside...
Trace: Do we have a hit? Do we? Do we?
Momo comes dashing into the bridge, wearing only a towel.
Momo: What the hell is happening here? I was taking a peaceful shower when...
The ship rocks violently to the side and the lights flicker. Momo flings themself into Trace's arms.
Momo: Hold me!
Lightning: We're all going to die!
Momo: We ARE?
Trace: No. No we're not...it's just that...
The ship rocks again, even more violently...and this time the lights switch off. Except for the glowing control panels there is no light.
Trace: Oh God help us! We're all going to die!
A voice suddenly booms out of the speakers...
Voice: We will only stop firing when you pledge your alliegence to the ungodly Kaydee eater of snail and vow to fulfil their absolutely terrible cheese fetish!
Momo: No! Oh God no I'd never pledge alliance to -
Lightning: Hold on a second did you say that Kaydee has a cheese fetish?
Voice: Well...erm...yes...
Lightning: That's amazing...really...because, well I'm a cheese fetishist from way back! I just never told you before because...well I was nervous...
Momo and Trace stare at Lightning with absolute disgust.
Trace: Well...hey then. Why don't you just take Lightning and leave the rest of us here? Hey?
Voice: Well yes. Yes, I believe that I could do that...
There is a high pitched whistling noise and Lightning disintegrates into nothing as they are beamed aboard Kaydee's ship for a lifetime of cheese.
Trace: Ahem. Well then, now that all of that is sorted out I guess we should continue onto Jupiter.
The lights flicker back into life and everything begins to go back to normal...of course once you look past the missing crew member. As this happens Momo steps turns to look at Trace
Momo: I'd just like to tell you...
Trace: Yes?
Momo: ...I think you're really brave.
Momo leans towards Trace and plants a kiss on their cheek. Trace runs away in horror. The Enterprise begins to pick up speed before shooting off into the darkness of space... In search of their next adventure...
