MarstheCar
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One day, Luigi was on the toilet reading newspaper when a large purple snake burst through the window and put him in a headlock when a hobo asked Jimmy for some spare change and a bowl of potato salad so he can trade it for magic beans so he could GIVE MARIO THE SLAP FOR NOT APPRECIATING HIM ENOUGH, EVEN WHEN HE RISKED HIS LIFE BY GOING INTO A CREEPY MANSION which contains a lot of Boos and Goobas throwing a party in which Bowser is the clown and Mario annihilates Pokemon and kills Bowser after the stag party which is really a trap for flippy the magic penguin which Mario skinned alive and wore in NSMBWii a game which is SUPAH SPECIAL DESU AND then the game was over because for some unkown reason the evilest person in the world bill gates came and saved the day whilst in a parallel universe, far far away, Princess Peach is getting ready to rescue Mario from the evil King Homozer but then ROUTE 1 started playing desu-ly and ash got scared of pikachu because it ate Sonic the Hedgehog and gave him gas but suddenly, out of the bush came a magnetically charged, red lightning pikachu which Was actually made of cheddar cheese and wanted to rape the cow straight up its nose so he decided to wear a hat, heh, it's wario's nose disguised as a can of beer with a hat made of weegee's balls, while, spinach beats the snot out of a traveler, and, eats too much pie which cause Popeye to barf a lot of his inards full of spinach which suddenly becomes mutated into a hadouken of doom which killed ganon's mother in law....whom just got done doing the Fantasy Rumba before hand, and so ganon shat bricks,and then beavers made bridges out of said bricks, a huge ho-oh like bird came and sat on the bridge, but he fell of into the water, and Killed Jimmy and his goldfish then I shouted,"I WON'T LET THIS THREAD DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!" and summoned a bunch of Celebi to bring it back to life, but the Celebis went berserk, and killed Tamama and Keroro came and pwned the Celebis with his Kero Ball and then ate it :O.. only to be hit by a truck which then exploded after it hit a bomb that Luigi himself had created from nothing but a sherbert lemon and a spare pair of glasses, which the great Chuck Norris taught him to do after he KILLED HIMSELF AND LUIGI and got replaced by Yugi Muto and Felix the Cat, who brought Mario for party, when Ho-Oh interrupted the party due to the fact that he was mad because he hated the entire storyline since it was so old, but then Kinnnikumann came and gave a Kinnniku Buster to the person named steve. Steve was from somewhere in who cares since he died the moment he got the Kinnniku Buster, being replaced by Goku, who was having spa treatment in Washington DC when suddenly Angel Mois came and was about to start Armageddon when suddenly Sylvester Stallone stopped his plans by killing dora the explorer and eating her flesh and bones and celebrated by wearing an afro and started dancing when.... when.... DARN IT, we have lost the rest of this story, so we'll read another sotry about a Psyduck and a shouted "WTF D00D, YOU PUT IN A DAMN PUNCTUATION, I NOW HAVE TO CHANGE IT!" and Tuntea-ate fixes the error when suddenly once again we have lost this story too due to n00bs spilling coffee all over the stories, so well have to make up our own story about dancing goblins and SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND and falls into a pit leading to a mole when,