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The Nightclub

Friend, stop that. You'll start burping horrendously in a moment.


*shows Kiri many projects for remodelling the place*
 
Tell me what you want, and it'll be built, KARR!
TSO, you'd be a good barmaid or something. You're always here too!
*fights to keep up with ludicrous amount of champagne drunk by TSO*
 
Whoah, stop that!


How about marble? Yeah, marble! And Pokeball-like patterns on the door and floor. Oh, yeah, and how about covering the tables in sliver plating? N'ah, let's get new tables and chairs!

*gives Kiri a diamond the size of four Metagrosses so she can pay for the redo*
 
Lampshade, you're an amatuer at this! *finishes 20 champagnes in 1 minute* All hail the powerful CHIPMUNK!!! *polishes off 20 more* I seeeeeee... a dog? Bad dog! Go to you're kennel! *hits KARR with a newspaper*
 
*doesn't hit back with a large magnesium rod*
 
*enters club* well noone wants me here *hides in the dark corner* :disappoin
 
*fires beautiful fireworks*
Wee! Magnesium!
*looks at the sky*
I like the white and blue ones...
 
Gyack!

*doesn't hit back with a pikachu-shaped boxing glove*
 
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