The Nightclub

*activates his go-cart (Astriatronix GoKart-FG 255 with a Ender Corp. Turbine engine)*
*wins with everyone by 20 laps*
 
It's a nightclub with a go-cart track.
*crashes into a chair*
Oh, that must have been an error in the traction stabilizer.
*fixes the go-cart*
*zooms off and wins again by 20 laps*
Haha, heehee, wee!
*comes to a halt*
Run out of fuel. Anyone have a combustible liquid, preferably unleaded 99 or kerosene?
 
*fills the tanks of his go-cart with turbine fuel (kerosene bipetrolite)*
*keeps on winning by 20 laps*
*offers other racers coke as fuel*
 
a fight? is there a fight around?

*starts cracking his fists :p*
 
Boys, boys, boys! Calm down!

*crashes into the wall in his go-cart*
Oy! That must have been the traction stabilizer again!
*Fixes the go-cart*
*zooms off*
*wins with everyone by 20 laps*
Anyone for a dragster-ish race in go-carts?!
 
Why, no.
*races with Purin and wins by a lot*
Try fixing up your go-cart. I mean, that leaded petrol didn't do it good.
*fixes Purin's go-cart and adds a few gadgets to it*
There! Now lets race.
*lets Purin win this time*
*laughs*
*wins with Purin by one second*
That was close!
 
KARR said:
Why, no.
*races with Purin and wins by a lot*
Try fixing up your go-cart. I mean, that leaded petrol didn't do it good.
*fixes Purin's go-cart and adds a few gadgets to it*
There! Now lets race.
*lets Purin win this time*
*laughs*
*wins with Purin by one second*
That was close!
Wee! That was fun though ^^
*goes fill cart up with unleaded petrol and puts a mask on for fear of sniffing in toxins*
 
I'll have a three meter tall cake, thanks 1313666!

*crashes into 1313666 with his titanium bumpers totally destroying 131366's cart*
*wins with everyone again*
*pumps the unleaded petrol out of Purin's cart*
*pumps liquid hydrogen into Purin's cart*
*sees that Purin would win with him*
*rips the traction stabilizer out of Purin's cart and replaces it with a can of Popsee*
 
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